after le tea incident Wallace and gromit got v bored so they made out for a v long time and den shaun came back an dey were v pissed at shaun for giving dem le wrong tea so they pushed him off a convenient nearby cliff innit.
den mr maker teh v kinky cbeebies person came to le house wiv hes v kinky shapes and dey said "yOU SEEM V BORED" and Wallace saydyd "aye" an den mr maker wiggled his eyebrows an he said "i have just le thing" and den he clapped his hands and yelled "sHAPES?!!!?! DO YO THING"
and den Wallace and gromit were like "wat" but before dey could do anything rite deh shapes had already got out lE HAGGIS and were forcing it in their mouths.
"dAS GODDAMN RIGHT" triangle yelled as mr maker laughed darkly as dey fed dem teh haggis. "eAT DAT HAGGIS LIEK YO MAMA MADE YOU TO DO" and den Wallace and gromit started to seductively eat the haggis whilst staring seccilu inte each otherz eyes and mr maker said "mMMMmmMMm KINKY!!!11!!1!!1!11!1!!"
den eventually mr maker teh v kinky cbeebies person an his v kinky shapes did teh macarena as dey left le house. den wally and grommy looked at each other and den dis happened;
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so den dey were makin out as dey stripped and den suddenly Shrek/Satan came in and he were liek "oH NO MAH EYES" and den he ran away whilst his eyes were on fire and den wally and gromgroms blushed bc they woke up from le magic haggis love spell but grommet were secretly heartbroken </3
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den dey put there clothes back on and den dey had a calming cup of proper tea which shrek had bought dem das why he came before innit.
den a v pissed shaun the sheep came in and started swearing at them in sheep. dis sounded liek "bAAAH BAAH BAAH bAAAH BLEET BLEET BAAHHHHH!!!11!1! BAAAAHHHHH." but den once he had a cup o tea he calmed down and den dey all watched eastenders.
