poor gromit

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by wondxrwoman

by wondxrwoman

(I'm so, so, so sorry, you sick, sick bastards.)

den gromit woke up and he was liek "it were all un dream????? :( " and den he were liek "ye know what im gon go backe to sleepypies innit " ajd den he went back te slep,.

here es v rare footag o gromet dream2

Wallace picked Gromit up bridal-style, whilst grinning like he had just won the cheese lottery. He chucked darkly, ignoring the strange stares from all of the guests at the wedding. Wallace leant close to Gromit's ear, and Gromit bit down on his bottom lip.

"Oh, Gromit," Wallace whispered seductively. "The things I could do to you."

Gromit turned a deep red colour and he looked deeply up into Wallace's seductive, plasticine eyes. Wallace smirked, admiring Gromit's innocence as he lifted his veil.

The confused guests began to slow-clap as Wallace carried Gromit to the private jet that would take them to their honeymoon location - Cheeseland. Wallace carried Gromit inside, laying him down on the sofa.

Wallace smirked and he climbed on top of his new wife, starting to aggressively kiss him. He smirked as he ripped off Gromit's dress, tossing his veil to the side. Gromit stared up at him as Wallace pulled away from the kiss and stood up, quickly taking off his own suit. He kicked off his shoes, before seductively staring at Gromit as he climbed back on top of him. He unclipped Gromit's bra, letting it dramatically drop from his fingers onto the floor. Gromit blushed, exposed, as Wallace moved downwards, pulling down Gromit's knickers in the process. Gromit kicked his knickers off of his ankles, biting his lip, hard.

"You're so beautiful, Gromit," Wallace whispered, smirking as he quickly ripped off his own pink polka-dot pants and he flipped Gromit over so that he was on all-fours. Gromit gulped, gripping onto the sides of the sofa as Wallace hovered barely an inch above him.

"i'M GON SHOVE MAH MASSIVE BEAR-COCK INTE YE PIXIE-DICK ARSE HOLE" Wallace whispered, before roughly slammin-

"GROM-GROMS" a feckin louyd yelle woke gromet up. gromit were liek "wHAT DO YOU WANT" and it were shrillex and he said "i made ye a cup o tea" and gromit sat up and he sayd "ty m8" and shrillex gave him le tea and he were liek "no problem mah man" and den he left. gromit sadly drank ze tea.

FIN.