WALLACE AND GROMIT SMUT

mr maker and his kinky shapes

(If for some reason you don't know who Mr Maker is, watch the fucking video. Classic CBeebies m8)

meanwhile mr maker le v kinky cbeebies person was a-sleepin on le shelf and he den he woke up becuz circle and triangle were standing over him wif friggin haggises (how can you not know what a haggis is I'm sorry) and dey were like "GET YO ARSE UP MR MAKER IT'S TIME TO GET KINKAYYYYYYY" and Mr Maker was liek "mmMMMmMmM KKKKIIINNNNKKKYYYYyYYYYyyyYyYyYYYyyyyYy" and he stood up and den triangle shoved le haggis and he said "mMMm eAT dAt HAGGIS lIke yO MAMA rAAISEDYE TE dO" and mr maker smirkéd and he ate le haggis and den he werew liek "dIS HAGGIS ES MOULDY" and ten square came and he were liek "shhhhhhhhhhhh" and he pressed his smol finger to mr makers lips as circle used his hand to force mr makers jaw to eat le haggis

den mr maker got really bad diarrhoea grom eating raw sheeps brain and den he vomited and it were on squares fingers but square jus ate le vomit and le v kinky mr maker and his v kinky shapes were liek "mmmMMMmMmMm kinky"

but den mr maker stood up bc his spider-senses were a-tingling which ain;t a bloody euphemism and he were liek "STAHP MAH KINKY FRIENDS. I SENSE THAT SOMETHING Es V WRONG WIF WALLACE AND GROMIT" and the shapes were liek "wjat " and m rmaker saod "METHINKS THAT FARAGE HAS DEM!!!1!1!!!1!1!"

and den tere was le eastenders outro fing where it goes DUM  DUM  DUM  DUMDUMDUMDUM *dedededededede   dedededededede.... etc* and liek dey all froze and den mr maker put on his convenient shinging armour and he sayd "IM COMING MAH M8Z!!!!1!1!11!!1!"

FIN.