t'was le birthday o callieh (YESTERDAY. iWS BUSY I'M SORRIEH BUT YER GON LIEK DIS FAM) an so every1z fave member o the best band in de world decided dat it was time for callir to learnh about da birdz n da beeses.
btw dat band es Kirstie n de not kirtsies an da fave member es kirstini
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kershie phoned up her g troian bellisario an saidyy "ay yo mum I mean tbellz waSSAp" and den troian said "who tf is this and hwo did you gte mah number ye weirdo" an kushtie were leik "eS ME, KIRSTIE, FROM THE MOST AMAZING BAND IN DA WORLDE, KIRSTIE AN DA NOT KIRSTIES!!!11!!1!!" and den there was silencio for 198546759842394675938r.201 years and finalmente tbells were like "omds yh I remember ye, yous the weirdo that threatened to make yer dad rant about windows phones and how much he friggin loves windows shiz until I gave ye yer number." and kershie said "yh."
troian saiddied "so hOw can I help ye g" and kirshie saiddied "it's mah b's b-day an she needs to learn about the birds n the beez bc rn she's obsessed af wi da George Washington song. it goes, 'HE'LL SAVE THE CHILDREN, BUT NOT THE BRITISH CHILDREN' and now I'm worried that she'll commit mass murder innit."
troian said "aH I see yo problem. so wat can lil ol me do to help this 6 foot giant" and kershie thought 'hEEHAhahaehHEHAehaHARHehHEehEHehhE"
in the distance, mr maker was pleasuring a pig liek his new bf david Cameron.
APPROXIMATELY TEN MINUTES LATERH THEY ALL BURST THROUgH THE WALL O CALLIR'S HOUSE.
Skye ran away.
den troian adn callir made out for 12345678998765 seconds before they were interrupted by an angry group of birdies and beesees.
FIN.
Luh ya, Callir.
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