WALLACE AND GROMIT SMUT

A NEW VILLAIN???

(Damon Salvatore just died, what do I say help I need something to say that only clever people will get ((I almost said 'well shit' but then I don't want to be murdered so)) hALP). Also this clip has nothing to do with the chapter, I just love Dragon. She is my spirit animal from 2:50.)

so den Wallace and Gromit were makin out an wallacey were liek "btw no homo innit" and den zey made out fer liek 55.43 hours whilst shaun le shep were fixen teh wall,.

den suddenly dere were another knock on teh door and eallace got up and went to the door and opened it and it were a random person dat looked like a burned rock wi red eyes an a bumbum for a face. gromgrom were liek "wHO IS THERE WALLACEY" from le other room and den Wallace called back "IDK" den he turned to red-eyed bumbum face person and he were liek "who ar ye" and de mysterious person said "BEHOLD, FOR I AM BACKSEID." (DC fans will get. No? *sigh* liKE DARKSEID BUT WITH A BUTT-FACE SO BACKSEID YA WE GOOD NOW) and den Wallace said "ye wat m8" and backseid saydied "AHEM." he clears his throat angrily. "Je répéte. I AM DARKSEID, AND I EMPLOYED FARAGE AND HIS LEAGUE OF DOOM TO DESTROY YOU. THEY FAILED SOMEHOW, AND NOW I MUST COMPLETE THE TASK, YOU TWATS." and wallacey were liek "lol ok" and den backseid smiled an he saidy "Great! Let's arrange a time for the war, then?" and Wallace were leik "yas me olde crumpet when are ye around" and Darkseid got out his diary and said "Hmm.. I can do tomorrow at eight?" and den gromgroms came and looked at le calendar and said "yas dat wuldo be gr8, m8" and darkseid smiled and rubbed hes hands and he said "Golden! I'll see you then!! Goodbye for now, chaps!" but den he rememberd dat he had to be wvil an he cleared his throat an said angrily in a v evil voice "um.. I meant.. I WILL KILL YOU THEN. BAD BYE." and den he left and everyone were confused and shaun the sheep came an he said "wtf just happened" and gromwal said "idek"

FIN.