THE LEAGUE OF DOOM

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by wondxrwoman

by wondxrwoman

(According to the Urban Dictionary, I'm Mr Maker guys

ALSO SOMEHOW THIS HAS OVER 100 VIEWS NOW WTAF HI LMAO IDK WHETHER TO BE HAPPY OR WORRIED)

nigel farage was v angry at Wallace and Gromit bc he were still alive and he was mad bc they were v annoying and getting in teh way of his plan to rULE tEH WoRLD INNIT so he was in his house right yah and he were PLANNIN HIS REVENGE

he thought "right every time i try to do dis on mah own mah plan gets ruined.. hmm.......... i nEED TO FORM A LEAGUE OF DOOM. OR LEGION. THE AUTHOR IS V SLEEP DEPRIVED AND CANNOT REMEMBER DIS. HANG ON SHE'LL GOOGLE IT. I THINK IT'S BOTH. NO IT'S LEGION. FUCK IT I'LL JUST SAY LEAGUE IT'S 7:24AM AND I HAVE SCHOOL OK."

(One thing that's annoying me right now is these goddamn Americans who are like "omg Summer goes so fast!!!11!! Like PISS OFF MATE YOU GET LIKE THREE MONTHS OFF WE GET LIKE FIVE WEEKS AND WE STILL HAVE A MONTH LEFT OF SCHOOL BEFORE HAND IN WHICH TIME WE HAVE LIKE A MILLION EXAMS. Yeet. Also #DisturbingDMsFirstThingInTheMorning like dAMN THAT IS NOT WHAT ANYONE WANTS TO SEE

On the topic of DMs ((I go on a lot I'm sorry)) I was stalking this account right ((MY PHONE KEEPS GOING OFF PISS OFF I AIN'T REPLYING RIGHT NOW YOU TWAT)) and on their rules they were like "Tell me if you are going anywhere" and I was laughing for like 5 hours because I literally tell nobody like wHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY shall I be like "I am going to the toilet as I require the facilities so that I can do a massive shit" LIKE M8. sorry I shall continuar)

den nigel farage phoned up his bf Donald trump and he were liejk "m8 call yer friends im gon make a friggin league of doom so i can defeat Wallace and gromit innit" and Donald duck were liek "ok" and den yeh.

*FORTY-EIGHT SECONDS LATER*

den right nigel farage's doorbell went off and he were liek "whey" and den he opened it an it were Donald TTRUMP and he was with princess Fiona, king stupid, brum,and Charlie an Lola. farage aws liek "MUHAHHAHA NOW TO SEE IF YE ARE WORTHY OF BEIN IN MAH SQUAD YE HAV TO MAEK ME A PERFECT CUP O TEA. NOW GOOO" and den everyone rushed off to make a cup of tea innit. BUT THEY ALL COULDN'T GET THE PERFECT BREWING TIME FOR LE TEA BAG AND FARAGE WAS LIKE "DAMNIT LARRY THEY'RE ALL USELESS" but den someone burst through le door and it were DEATHSTROKE!!!!11!!1 and he was like "whey" and he made le perfect cup o tea. and d trumpy were liek "damn he es v good maybe he should be le leader" and farage panicked and he was like "what nOOO HE WAS TERRIBLE" and he pressed a button which made dEATHSTROKE fall into the conveniently nearby sea innit.

FIN.