(Watch the video. Just watch the video. If you haven't seen this before then wHO EVEN ARE YOU THIS WAS MY E N T I R E CHILDHOOD. And if it was also your childhood, I'm so sorry.)
WaLLACE and Gromit were sittin and drinkin tea and eatin cheese wi crackerz wen suddenly dere was a knock on le door. "GODDAMNIT WHO IS IT" Wallace yelled, den picked up le teapot. "More tea, Gromit?" He asked without waiting for a response and just pouring him tea. ten shaun le sheep opened ze door for dem, den went and crawled back into le hole in which he came from (UPDATE- NOT A EUPHEMISM LMAO) den the mysterious person went into le kitchen and it were niGEL FARAGE!!!!111!!!1 and Wallace were liek "WTF HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE" and farage were liek "BECAUSE THE AUTHOR IS RUNNING OUT OF MATERIAL BUT IS JUST WRITING THIS FOR LE BANTS M8" and Wallace said "lol ok" and then he shook hes head and he were liek "bUT STILL WHAT DO YUO WANT NOW YOU BURNT CRUMPET" and farage said "I AM V ANGRY ABOUT YOU MAKING SATAN HIT ME WITH LIGHTNING SO NOW YOU MUST PAY." and ten Wallace were like "ono" and den farage started demonically laughing right.
meanwhile satan/shrek was sittin at home watchin pretty lil liars bc that's satan's fave show innit wen suddenly wie his superhearing he heard farage's laughing and he were liek "oH HEAVEN NO" and den he said "BITCH GON DIE" and he fabulously flew to wally and gromgrom's house and he flew in through the wall and den there were a shrek-sized hole in le wall bc shrek flew in through the wall innit. then nigel was like "oh knickers" but before Shrek could do anything Noddy randomly came in through the hole in teh wall with his bikeeEEEEeeEe and he were liek "YOOHOO" and den he accidently ran farage over in his bike. farage died. noddy said "whoops" and den everyone in Britain were v happy and zey changed their religions again to worship noddy.
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WALLACE AND GROMIT SMUT
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