WALLACE AND GROMIT SMUT

pART DOS M8z

(I'm really sorry)

tEH NEXT DayY WALLACE N GROMGROMS WERE SITTIN IN DA LIVIN ROOM Eatin tea and drinking crackers as you do (amirite brits yaja 1703% relatable yas ik) AND DEN Gwomite sayd "yo yo yo Wallace" and Wallace was like "what do you want peasant dis es my sacred tea drinking time biotch" and gromittytitty said "well ye knoWWwW how liek yesterdayz i was possessed and scheisse" and Wallace was like "jUST BECUZU YE ARE SWEARIN IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE DON'T MEAN IT AIN'T SWEARING MATEY" DEN CAPTAIN AMERICA PUT HIS HEAD AROUDN TEH DOOR AND WERE LIEK "languageeeeeee" AND ten GROMIEH SAIDY "sorrieh stevie" and den steve was liek "das ok m8" and den he dissabeard. ten gromette were lick "ANYWAYS as i were saying right ye know how yesterdays i were possessed ye" and Wallace was like "yaaass" and so grommymymyyygrom saydies "well methinks i should go to a nunnery to make up for my possessed-ass day yaja you feel me" and Wallace was liek"Gode odia m9" so dey finished their tea party and went to a random conveniently nearby nunnery.

wHEn tHeY ARrIVEd Mr Maker teh v kinky cbeebies nun saw tem and he was like "mm kinky" and den he jumped over le moon like a happy pair of scissors who just got a discount on ebay and he wakled up to dem wiv erection and he was like "down boi" and den erection the dog was like "soz mah man" and he pissed off and tehn mr maker he saysies "what is up mah dudez wyd" and gromlegrump saidy "i wanna be a nun so i can say sozzieh to the ppl that i made sad when i was possessed" and mr maker was like "lol k" and he handed dem una nun 'stume'aka le costume and he were liek "put dese on bitches" and theywere like k and they put tem on but Wallace's didn't fit so it looked like he were wearing a thong.

thEn noddy came and he was like "wheyeyeyey newbies mmMMMmmuHAHAHAHAHA" and walgromi were like "tf" and noddy was like "FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE- I mean, um, become a nun and stuff innit m8s" and gromywommy were liek "NO" and he ran him over with his tank. "GROMIT WTF!!!11!!!1!!!1" Wallace yelled angry liek a tomato getting ready for the black Friday sales. "GROMITITITME wE HAVE BEEN OVER DIS YE CAN't jUsT RuN PEopLe oVEr wITH yER GodDAMn tAnK m8!!!11!!!1" ten Noddy got up and he scowled like an angru crab and mr maker was like "mmmMMm kinky" and tere was muy silencio for liek 67 hours whilst everyoen jest stared at MISTER MaKEr. ten sHREK came after 98.5401365483929 years and he said "oops" den he burned down le nunnery.  .

 then shRILLEX CAME!!!11!! and he were liek "wHAT ES GOIN ON IN MAH PARLOUR"  and mr maker said "mmmMMMMMMMMMmMmMm KINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY btw no homo"

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