it was nay a dream

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by wondxrwoman

by wondxrwoman

(Haters will say that it's photoshop... It's PowerPoint lol I'm wayyy too lazy to try and figure out how to use these applications)

nIGEL FARAGE woke up an he were wearin le tutu from his 'dream' and he were like "oh knickers" an everyone were starin at him and he went red liek una embarrassed fking tomato iinnitt. and den he looked out of the window and there were random d trupms falling from le sky an he were liek "iT's RaiNIN MEN, HALLELUJAH " and den everyone en le league of dooOOooOm were liek "wtf nigel" and he were liek "soz m8s" and he took off de tutu.

(I almost typed League of Super Evil whoops. leAGUE OF SUPER EVIL *DOODOODOODOODOO* VOLTAR *DOODOODOODOODOO* DOCTOR FROOOGGGG *DOODOODOODOODOO* RED MEANACE *DOODOODOODOO* DOOMAGEADON "DODODODODO* LEAGUE OF SUPER EVIL *WHAM* ((I'm sorry I had to)) )
den dey drove in da tank aLL TEH WAY to deyr fab base in a V SECRET LOCATION YAS and dey got out and Wallace and Geomit were liek "lemme out o here Ye prick" and den Mr Maker le v kinky cbeebies person appeared out of nowhere wiv his v kinky shapes and he were liek "BEHOLD IT IS IS, MR MAKER, AND I AM HERE TO SAVE YO ASS INNIT" and den he gave Farage a Chinese burn and den he escaped on his random convenient zip wire wie wally and grommy and dey went back to Wallace and Gromit's house and Shaun the sheep made dem some tea and dey lived happily ever afta
OR DID THEY??2?2?2?2??1?2?!!??

FIN.