family holiday to ScoTLanD!!!1!11!!!1

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de fam wanna holiday rite so dey decidemente to go teh Scotland wiv peppa, george, mistah makah teh vvV kinky cbeebies person, Thomas le tank engine, shrek n donkey n noddy mkky

sodey get on una train atTTttTTTTttT Kings Cross and teh king was vvV cross >:( but he let dem on da train bc he gettin lots o Wonga

den on da train, wally, grommy, and da squad began to sing sum classics;;

peppa n george conducted a vvV noice song called mY NECK MAH BACK LICK ET;;

"MY NECK" saiidy peppah]

"MY NECK" Jorgé echoed

"MY BACK"
"LICK MAH **p!atd sHHHHH brendon*"

"AN ME DONALD DUCK"

den donaly trump came n he was on le train before an he thought he had got summoned and he were leik "wat"

and den peppa said "we didny call ye Donald. no1 lieks u."

and den Donald started cryihng on de inside an he saidyd ""IMMA BUILD A GREAT WALL."

and everm=yoe was like mhm

and den he said "AN' NO1 BUILDS WALLS BETTER THAN ME"

and den bob de builder came an sarted crying n he said "I THOUGHT U LOVED MEH DOLAND"

and den nigel farage cam en he syd "wHAT IS DIS DONALD YOU HOE YO ASS ES MINE NOT HIS"

and den dey were makin out an den nigel threw Donald off de train and den demon!Peppa ate him and den everyone were leik "yAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!11!1!1!11!"

and den mr maker were like "mmMMmmMMmMMmMMMMmm, KKKIIIIIINNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYAYYYYYYYYY" and den he fell over.

den Wallace started twerkin and den gromgrom started twerkin and den they were all twerkingGggGHg.

fIN.

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