7-Problamo!

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Charles

I walked out on to the balcony. I saw cars zooming by on the roads below and some tourists ogling at the palace.

"Dude! What'cha looking at?"

I jumped and turned around, "Mason! Don't sneak up on me like that!"

"You mean I should sneak up onto you another way?"

"No... I mean... Never mind!" I went back inside to my other brothers, leaving Mason behind.

I plopped down in front of my computer and turned it on. I tried to tune out my two elder brothers, who were trying to decide whether girls with big boobs are better or girls with a nice butt.

I saw Alex slip out of the room silently. I wish I could do that, too, but this is my room. That reminded me...

"Guys, can you finish your pleasant chat in your own room?"

"Why do we have to leave, Charles?" James asked.

I just stared at him. Did he not know this is my room? Does he know how much that name irritates me?! I've told people to call me by my middle name time and time again! Is he as much of an idiot I think he is? Come on dude! "Out! Now! Both of you get out of my room, now!" I yelled and pushed them out the door.

They protested all the way.

I just don't get them. They are extremists and their brains are not developing right!

They banged on my door. "Char! You can't just shove the future king out the door!" I heard Mason plead. Since he is the eldest he will be crowned king, when dad gives up the crown. "You can't do this!"

"Oh, shut up, suck it up, and leave me be!" I yelled back.

Someone kicked the door. I'm sure it was James. I was glad we are fraternal (not the same) twins. So, glad!

I noticed the computer booted up while I had conducted my pest control. Father said I should check out the school's website. I might be able to create a profile for myself. I typed in the web address.

www.hiroacadamy.pri.edu

I click on log in. New user.

Username:_________

Uhhh... I don't want it to sound stupid, I can't think of any thing... I type in random letters, bdusok. I change it a little bit and I fill in the spot.

Username: BudUseko

Password: Prince Charles Dean Eingall of Tangfad

I put my real identity there.

Student ID: ________

I don't have one yet...

I exited out of the site, no need to try to force my way on. I will gladly wait until school starts.

I rang up my butler to bring a plate of food to my room. I'll have dinner up here. I didn't feel like going anywhere or facing my parents after so rudely shoving my brothers out of my room.

The tray came, wafting delicious aromas about the room. He uncovered the first dish and set it on the table. It was a light salad topped with strawberries, oranges, pecans, sunflower seeds, and cashews. I hope you noticed I said first dish. The second one was even better than the first. Trout broiled and then coated in butter with a side of lumpy mashed potatoes and salty fries, plus grape soda. I know it's not the healthiest meal, but it's pretty good. I dug in to that dish I ate all of the good parts before I motioned for the next part to be served. Roast beef and corn was next.

My parents said all the time, "It's a good thing we are royalty or we wouldn't be able to fill your never ending stomach."

Roast beef isn't my favorite. It's always too dry, but good all the same.

I told my butler to just hand me the desserts next. My opinion, the best part!

He presented a chocolate mousse, covered in dark chocolate chips. Then a strawberry shortcake, complete with a strawberry on top. Lastly, a lemon cheesecake with white chocolate and mini lemon like gummies on top.

Absolutely delicious meal!

"Tell the cooks that the meal was splendid and well prepared," I told my butler and then curtly dismissed him.

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Sorry if I confused anyone, there are two different people narrating the story. One is Prince Charles (aka: Dean or Char) and the other is orphan Eevon. Charles's last name seems to change too. The official spelling is Eingall. I am trying to fill in some plot holes and tense mistakes and inconsistencies as of recently.

If you love the story don't hesitate to vote, comment, and criticize (but that doesn't mean I'll change anything)!

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