Remus' New Book

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Imagine Sirius getting Remus a book from a muggle bookshop for his birthday and presenting it like "here, it looked French, so I bought it, have fun" *smirks*
Then Remus being like "you didn't even look inside the book you idiot, it's all in English 'Les Misėrables by Victor Hugo' looks good."
Imagine Remus really enjoying the book and eventually forcing Sirius to read it.
Then imagine them going to see the musical years later and Sirius storming out at the end, with tears running down his face, shouting "what, I ask, was that? Where's the part about Gavroche being a Thenardier? Where are the other Thenardier's? Courfeyrac is not Gavroche's father/brother/relative, HE'S JUST A NICE GUY, A NICE GUY I SAY. Why wasn't Grantaire more drunk I ask?"
Remus' reply would then be, " Sirius, you cried more than anybody in the theatre, got blown a kiss by Marius and started the standing ovation at the end, I don't see how you could possibly find any fault in what we just watched."

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