I think this is 7? I cba to check.
"Who's your otp, guys?"-drewrunner
Peter: Otp?
Sirius: For once, I'm going to admit to being just as confused as Peter.
Remus: Same here, actually.
James: One true pairing, duh...I think.
Sirius: Makes sense, like the two people you think are absolutely perfect for each other in every way.
Remus: Okay, I mean...
James: Don't do it! Please for the love of all things holy do not say what I know you're about to say because I respect you as my friends but I think I might vomit if you finish your sentence, you know I accept and support you both but I can't quite deal with this extreme.
Remus: And there was me thinking Sirius was the dramatic one, I think you and Sirius are perfect for each other based on that one statement to be quite honest. *Mumbling* You get more attention from him anyway.
James: Ah yes, but Sirius and I are in a completely platonic relationship that isn't going to end with one of us having an STD.
Sirius: James, that's enough, I think you've made your point. Peter, who's you otp?
Peter: Lily and James.
Sirius: You what?
Peter: Because James hid my wand after I fucked up the prank and I'm scared I'll never get it back if I don't say James and Lily.
James: Good choice, Peter. And I-uh... I am sorry, Remus, I didn't mean it.
Remus: It's fine you blubbering idiot, I was actually going to say you and Lily anyway.
James: You were?
Sirius: You were?
Remus: I was, I think you'd make a great couple considering I actually know Lily better than you, I think if you stopped being so idiotically arrogant every time she was around you'd be perfect for each other.
James: Well-I, uh, I can't help but agree with you there.
Sirius: Well personally I think James is an indecent toe-rag and the only person he'll ever have love him is a hag. Wolfstar is my otp. End of.
James: Oh, come off it-
Sirius: Wolfstar is endgame. No two ways about it.
So I tried the whole realism thing with what James said because it's the 70's and what not, I just fancied a bit more realism, I'm sorry if you hated it.
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