James: Moony, with all due respect, you're a crap flyer, you'd never make the Quidditch team.
Remus: That does not bother me in the slightest, although, I'm sure you love the feeling of wood between your legs. *walks off*
James: well...wait-I, wait, what? Moony! you get your sweet little ass back here right now.
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FanfictionMusings and short stories written about some boys who go to a school for wizards. But definitely not the one that transphobe wrote about. We don't FWT. Part 2 of this book can be found on my page, believe it or not. (These headcanons were written...
