Q from drewrunner: Wolfstar or Starbucks?
James: Pffft, Starbucks obviously, we're the power couple of Hogwarts, y'know, besides me and Evans.
Remus: Prongs, you seem to be confused, you're clearly not seeing straight.
James: You're the one not seeing straight, Lupin.
Remus: Yeah? well neither is my boyfriend so you can stick that where the sun doesn't shine, oh wait, he already has, to me anyway...
James: Listen here you little-
Peter: Stop fighting for fucks sake I have to deal with this like 5 times a day, neither of you have even realised Sirius left have you? No, exactly.
James: When did he-? what why?
peter: He left when you mentioned Evans, he's fucking sick of it.
James: Oh.
Remus: Therefore Wolfstar wins.
James: But-
Sirius: *enters* Ladies, ladies, you're both very pretty but please, can we get back to the matter at hand? I'm all about that Wormstar.
This is chapter 100, cool.
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FanfictionMusings and short stories written about some boys who go to a school for wizards. But definitely not the one that transphobe wrote about. We don't FWT. Part 2 of this book can be found on my page, believe it or not. (These headcanons were written...
