"are you guys paranoid"-@Katygirlie
Peter: It's hard not to be paranoid when you live with these.
Remus: Hey now! I'm not that bad.
Peter: You're not that bad until about a week before full moon, then I get very scared.
Remus: Okay, okay fair point.
James: What's wrong with us then?
Peter: I don't know what you two keep in your trunks, I have to sleep with one eye open.
Sirius: That is a fair point, Wormtail. But James, you can't say anything about being paranoid.
James: I am not paranoid, I'm cautious.
Remus: Cautious? You, my friend, are no where near cautious on either side of the spectrum. You can't walk past a group of people having a hushed conversation without thinking they're talking about you.
Sirius: Well said Mr Moons.
Remus: You're one to talk. You're not happy with sitting in a room until you know exactly what every person in the room is thinking.
James:...
Sirius:...
Peter: I think it's safe to say we're all a little paranoid.
Remus: Excuse you.
Peter: You're excused, now fuck off. You can't tell me you're not paranoid, you don't take your nose out of the map when walking to the Willow.
Remus: That's hardly very fair.
Peter: All I'm saying is that we might as well all 'fess up.
Remus+James+Sirius: Hmpff, fine.
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FanfictionMusings and short stories written about some boys who go to a school for wizards. But definitely not the one that transphobe wrote about. We don't FWT. Part 2 of this book can be found on my page, believe it or not. (These headcanons were written...
