@8Fandomly_Obsessed8-"What were the most embarrassingly sexual things each of you had done but actually worked?"
Remus: Oh Lord.
Peter: *Blushes*
Sirius: Echem, well...
Remus: Sirius, NO. I don't know what you plan on saying but you're not allowed to say it.
Sirius: Not all of them involve you, Moony dearest. *Suggestive wink.
Remus: I know, that's what I'm worried about.
Sirius: My mere existence is embarrassingly sexual enough for you anyway. *More winking*.
Remus: I don't know what put that idea into your head.
Sirius: The same thing that put-
Peter: NO NO NOOOPPPPEEEEE. Let's not please, thank you.
James: I agree wholeheartedly with Wormy at this point. Anyway, there was this one time when Sirius was drunk...
Remus: Oh my good lord I know exactly what you're about to say and I would like to leave the room as having to walk in on that moment once was enough. I will gratefully decline the chance to relive it.
Sirius: What did you do to me? Why-what-when?
James: You were drunk, but you gave me permission at the time, I promise.
Sirius: Just get on with it.
James: I, I uh, I-IcharmedyoutolooklikeLilythenwemadeoutandyoutoldmeyou'regay.
Sirius: A normal Saturday night then.
Peter: Pretty much.
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