Ask The Marauders 5

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"If you guys were president of the world for one day what would you do?xx"-drewrunner

James: President of the world? That means we rule everything right? Okay, so for starters we ban Slytherins from anywhere other than the dungeons. Then we make the Ravenclaws do all our homework. Then prank the Hufflepuffs because they're just easy targets.

Sirius: Really James? That is what you'd do with your day of glory? Just shit on the school? Well I would do something genuinely productive; I would pass a law against blood-status discrimination and revoke all laws against werewolves. *satisfied nod*

Remus: As nice as that sounds, Sirius, it's quite a stupid idea, I'm probably the only socially civilised werewolf in the country, imagine the hell that would break lose if werewolves like Greyback were free to do whatever they so pleased. But I do agree with your blood-status discrimination act.

Peter: Okay guys that's all well and good but  why aren't we making everything free for us and literally giving ourselves unlimited access to everything? That's really the only reasonable thing to be doing when we have one day to control the world. C'mon guys, free chocolate and Zonko's products, all the butterbeer and firewhiskey we could ever want!

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