~Text Messages (Post-Scratch)

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Karkat Vantas

MrKrabs: (Y/N)

(Y/N)THECUNTWAFFLE: yes Karkat?

MrKrabs: ILOVEYOU

(Y/N)THECUNTWAFFLE: I love you too MrKrabs. :D

MrKrabs: WELL FUCK YOU TOO

Aradia Megido

deadwrong(not): Excuse me (Y/N)

dropdeadbeautiful: what's up Aradia

deadwrong(not): what do you call a dead wolf?

dropdeadbeautiful: what?

deadwrong(not): The Stark family.

dropdeadbeautiful: y u do dis?

deadwrong(not): cause I want the Iron Throne 0u0

Tavros Nitram

ChickenNuggetMan: uH, (y/N)?

mYCINNAMONSWIRL: Yes Tav?

ChickenNuggetMan: i, uH, jUST WANTED TO SAY

ChickenNuggetMan: i, uH, LOVE YOU.

mYCINNAMONSWIRL: Aww Tavvy!

mYCINNAMONSWIRL: I love you more!

ChickenNuggetMan: }:D

Sollux Captor

piikagiirl: Sooooooooooolllllllll

trainerboy: what?

piikagiirl: I'm hungry

trainerboy: 2o?

trainerboy: ii'm not a chef

piikagiirl: I'll buy you Honey nut Cheerios.

trainerboy: 2o what do you want from the 2tore my oh 2o beeutiiful mate2priite

Nepeta Leijon

Leijoness: :33> soft kitty

Leijontamer: warm kitty

Leijoness: :33> little ball of fur

Leijontamer: happy kitty

Leijoness: :33> sleepy kitty

Leijontamer: Purr

Leijoness: :33>Purr Purr!

Kanaya Maryam

TheSeamstress: My Love May You Run To The Fabrics For More Satin.

TheSeamstress: I Am Running Low.

TheSeamstress: (Y/n)?

TheSeamstress: My Love?

MissFABric: KAN Y DIDNT U TELL ME THAT SATIN IS SO SOFT OMFG ITS AMAZING

TheSeamstress: ... What Have I Done...?

Terezi Pyrope

MotherofDragons: HON3Y

Khal(Y/N): yeah?

MotherofDragons: WH3R3 1S MY R3DGL4R3 SU1T?

Khal(Y/N): what?

MotherofDragons: WH3R3

MotherofDragons: 1S

MotherofDragons: MY

MotherofDragons: R3DGL4R3

MotherofDragons: SU1T?!

Khal(Y/N): I, uh, put it away

MotherofDragons: WH3R3?!

Khal(Y/N): WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW

MotherofDragons: 1 N33D 1T

Khal(Y/N): UH UH DONT YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF AND DOING SOME JUDGEMENT SHET

Khal(Y/N): WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR TWO MONTHS

MotherofDragons: TH3 PUBL1C 1S 1N D4NG3R

Khal(Y/N): MAH EVENIN'S IN DANGER

MotherofDragons: YOU T3LL M3 WH3R3 MY SU1T 1S WOM4N

MotherofDragons: W3 4R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT TH3 GR34T3R GOOD

Khal(Y/N): GREATER GOOD?!

Khal(Y/N): I AM YOUR MATESPRITE

Khal(Y/N): I AM THE GREATEST GOOOD YOU ARE EVA GONNA GET

Vriska Serket

8lackWidow: Heeeeyyyy 8a8e?

CaughtinmyWeb: yea Vris?

8lackWidow: what does daddy mean?

CaughtinmyWeb: ... Why?

8lackWidow: I heard a human call the older Strider 8rother daddy

8lackWidow: what does it mean?

CaughtinmyWeb: Something that gurl o8viously needs

CaughtinmyWeb: which is Jesus

CaughtinmyWeb: gurl needs Jesus

(Admin: I have father issues too so this offends me)

Equius Zahhak

STRONGman: D--> Unm... Mmuy derar?

MyDear: Did you break your phone again Equius?

STRONGman: D--> Iot waas accviderntal.

MyDear: It's fine Eq. Just don't break another one. It's already been 9 times.

Gamzee Makara

PiEgIrL: hay gamzee

HoNk:0): yEs LiL mAmA?

PiEgIrL: why are you always high?

HoNk:0): CaUsE wHeN iM  wItH mY mAtEsPrItE i FeEl LiKe My HeArT & mY hEaD's In ThE cLoUdS

PiEgIrL: Stop watching RomComs with Karkat.

PiEgIrL: That was too smooth even for you.

Eridan Ampora

FishyPotter: hey (y/n)?

GirlFrond: yes Eridan?

FishyPotter: have you evver heard of somefin called

FishyPotter: Harry Potter

GirlFrond: ...

FishyPotter: (y/n)?

GirlFrond: I'm just contemplating my life rn

Feferi Peixes

PrincessPeixes: (Y/n)! }8D

GuppyGal: Yes Feferi?

PrincessPeixes: I just learned a new human catchphrase!

GuppyGal: Oh really?

GuppyGal: What is it?

PrincessPeixes: O)( S)(IT ITS DAT BOI 420 VAP--E NASH L--ETS G--ET ROOOOOIIIIIT INTO DA N--EWS ! }8D

GuppyGal: ...

PrincessPeixes: What do you think?!

PrincessPeixes: Cool huh?!

GuppyGal: I'm banning you from going to Strider's or to any of the humans until I find it who told you this.

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