Karkat Vantas
MrKrabs: (Y/N)
(Y/N)THECUNTWAFFLE: yes Karkat?
MrKrabs: ILOVEYOU
(Y/N)THECUNTWAFFLE: I love you too MrKrabs. :D
MrKrabs: WELL FUCK YOU TOO
Aradia Megido
deadwrong(not): Excuse me (Y/N)
dropdeadbeautiful: what's up Aradia
deadwrong(not): what do you call a dead wolf?
dropdeadbeautiful: what?
deadwrong(not): The Stark family.
dropdeadbeautiful: y u do dis?
deadwrong(not): cause I want the Iron Throne 0u0
Tavros Nitram
ChickenNuggetMan: uH, (y/N)?
mYCINNAMONSWIRL: Yes Tav?
ChickenNuggetMan: i, uH, jUST WANTED TO SAY
ChickenNuggetMan: i, uH, LOVE YOU.
mYCINNAMONSWIRL: Aww Tavvy!
mYCINNAMONSWIRL: I love you more!
ChickenNuggetMan: }:D
Sollux Captor
piikagiirl: Sooooooooooolllllllll
trainerboy: what?
piikagiirl: I'm hungry
trainerboy: 2o?
trainerboy: ii'm not a chef
piikagiirl: I'll buy you Honey nut Cheerios.
trainerboy: 2o what do you want from the 2tore my oh 2o beeutiiful mate2priite
Nepeta Leijon
Leijoness: :33> soft kitty
Leijontamer: warm kitty
Leijoness: :33> little ball of fur
Leijontamer: happy kitty
Leijoness: :33> sleepy kitty
Leijontamer: Purr
Leijoness: :33>Purr Purr!
Kanaya Maryam
TheSeamstress: My Love May You Run To The Fabrics For More Satin.
TheSeamstress: I Am Running Low.
TheSeamstress: (Y/n)?
TheSeamstress: My Love?
MissFABric: KAN Y DIDNT U TELL ME THAT SATIN IS SO SOFT OMFG ITS AMAZING
TheSeamstress: ... What Have I Done...?
Terezi Pyrope
MotherofDragons: HON3Y
Khal(Y/N): yeah?
MotherofDragons: WH3R3 1S MY R3DGL4R3 SU1T?
Khal(Y/N): what?
MotherofDragons: WH3R3
MotherofDragons: 1S
MotherofDragons: MY
MotherofDragons: R3DGL4R3
MotherofDragons: SU1T?!
Khal(Y/N): I, uh, put it away
MotherofDragons: WH3R3?!
Khal(Y/N): WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW
MotherofDragons: 1 N33D 1T
Khal(Y/N): UH UH DONT YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF AND DOING SOME JUDGEMENT SHET
Khal(Y/N): WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR TWO MONTHS
MotherofDragons: TH3 PUBL1C 1S 1N D4NG3R
Khal(Y/N): MAH EVENIN'S IN DANGER
MotherofDragons: YOU T3LL M3 WH3R3 MY SU1T 1S WOM4N
MotherofDragons: W3 4R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT TH3 GR34T3R GOOD
Khal(Y/N): GREATER GOOD?!
Khal(Y/N): I AM YOUR MATESPRITE
Khal(Y/N): I AM THE GREATEST GOOOD YOU ARE EVA GONNA GET
Vriska Serket
8lackWidow: Heeeeyyyy 8a8e?
CaughtinmyWeb: yea Vris?
8lackWidow: what does daddy mean?
CaughtinmyWeb: ... Why?
8lackWidow: I heard a human call the older Strider 8rother daddy
8lackWidow: what does it mean?
CaughtinmyWeb: Something that gurl o8viously needs
CaughtinmyWeb: which is Jesus
CaughtinmyWeb: gurl needs Jesus
(Admin: I have father issues too so this offends me)
Equius Zahhak
STRONGman: D--> Unm... Mmuy derar?
MyDear: Did you break your phone again Equius?
STRONGman: D--> Iot waas accviderntal.
MyDear: It's fine Eq. Just don't break another one. It's already been 9 times.
Gamzee Makara
PiEgIrL: hay gamzee
HoNk:0): yEs LiL mAmA?
PiEgIrL: why are you always high?
HoNk:0): CaUsE wHeN iM wItH mY mAtEsPrItE i FeEl LiKe My HeArT & mY hEaD's In ThE cLoUdS
PiEgIrL: Stop watching RomComs with Karkat.
PiEgIrL: That was too smooth even for you.
Eridan Ampora
FishyPotter: hey (y/n)?
GirlFrond: yes Eridan?
FishyPotter: have you evver heard of somefin called
FishyPotter: Harry Potter
GirlFrond: ...
FishyPotter: (y/n)?
GirlFrond: I'm just contemplating my life rn
Feferi Peixes
PrincessPeixes: (Y/n)! }8D
GuppyGal: Yes Feferi?
PrincessPeixes: I just learned a new human catchphrase!
GuppyGal: Oh really?
GuppyGal: What is it?
PrincessPeixes: O)( S)(IT ITS DAT BOI 420 VAP--E NASH L--ETS G--ET ROOOOOIIIIIT INTO DA N--EWS ! }8D
GuppyGal: ...
PrincessPeixes: What do you think?!
PrincessPeixes: Cool huh?!
GuppyGal: I'm banning you from going to Strider's or to any of the humans until I find it who told you this.
YOU ARE READING
Homestuck Scenarios
Random(=.^W^.=) Miaou! A basic 'X Reader' Homestuck fic. It's basically how your relationship changes over time. ❇✴COMPLETED✴❇
