Homestuck Scenarios

~ First Date (Pre-Scratch) ~

Kankri Vantas♋

Kankri had asked Karkat and The Signless if he could have the hive for his and your date, which they obliged. The mutant blood had made you a well prepared dinner and put on (BBC) Sherlock 'The Scandal In Belgravia' for the two of you.

It was a simple yet enjoyable time for the both of you.

Until Irene Adler's nude body came on.

Then a dam of trigger warnings broke.

(A/N: I don't know what is it with me, but whenever I see the Sherlock/Irene ship I just get all weird 'cause I think of them as 'intellectual adversaries' if that makes sense. I think it's because of Johnlock... comment on this please?)

Damara Megido♈

Damara had taken you out for sushi. She knew the owners and had a private table set for you both.

It was all really fancy... if you didn't mind the fact that she made you wear a rather reveling kimono as her own and that she was saying some very explicit sentences to you.

Rufioh Nitram♉

The fairy boy did a pretty damn good job on your guys's date. He had taken you to the park during the day and had bought you a small charm bracelet with the Taurus symbol embedded in it.

The date was a smashing success.

Except for the constant pestering of his own father and brother trying to cockblock him, minus Tavros because he was just a ride along.

Though they, and by they meaning the Summoner, kept picking on Rufioh, you had a nice time with the Bronze blood.

Mituna Captor♊

Mituna had taken you to the local arcade. He had followed his brother, who cared for him deeply, and his matesprite to the arcade and had gotten you several tickets.

Though most of the time he'd cling to your side or have a tight grip on your hand, You and Mituna had a great time.

He even bought you a stuffed bee, an idea he had stolen from Sollux, and named it Mitty.

Meulin Leijon♌

The Leijon had somehow arranged a private shopping session at a large anime store in the same mall where you worked.

It was actually very fun with minimal problems, which was the volume of Meulin's voice.

Porrim Maryam♍

A fashion expo sounded interesting however... you had yet realized that you were one of models as well as Porrim.

Unbeknownst to you, Porrim made you dress in one of her specialty dresses under the belief that you were going to a fancy restaurant.

Despite her little lie you both had a fun time and she bought you your favorite food after the ordeal.

Latula Pyrope♎

Latula had taken you to a skateboarding competition. Not really the most romantic place but since you both loved skateboarding, you could less of a shit about it.

Though you were both girls, you two had dominated the whole competition and took home the prize; 900 dollars cash and a large dragon plushie.

You named it Tulip.

Aranea Serket♏

You and Aranea weren't feeling up to having an overly extravagant date so you both decided to spend the day at a library. It was peaceful and quiet making it the perfect read you had in a long time.

Simple as it was, Aranea decided to make a move and went on to hold your hand while still finishing her novel. You smiled at the gesture and kept reading, using the Scorpio's shoulder as a pillow.

Horuss Zahhak♐

Horuss for some odd reason took you to an underground robotic fighting arena. He had brought along a robot that was small and tiny that was in the shape of a horse.

You didn't mind where you were 'cause the little horse was beating every opponent with ease. After he had won he took you and the robot out for food with the cash prize of 1000 dollars.

You named the robot Horsey because you were a lazy and couldn't think of a better name.

Kurloz Makara♑

Kurloz had brought you to a voodoo shop he was working at for a period of time. Since you both were into this kind of stuff, it was a heaven in your eyes.

You two had bought a few dolls and you had purchased on that looked suspiciously similar to Kurloz but more human version.

To add insult to injury, you named the little toy Carlos and added some stitches to its lips.

Cronus Ampora♒

Apparently you had a dinner in your town that was based on the 1950's. You were actually very surprised but happy about the whole thing. Cronus had you come dressed as either a Soc or a greaser. You choose whatever you had in your closet that made you similar to your choice.

Anyways you both had a great date dressed as the 50's.

It made you laugh hard when the workers started calling the both of you Sandy and Danny when you and the violet blood left.

Meenah Peixes♓

You were originally going to go to the movies but Meenah didn't really have any money so she kicked out her family from the hive and had you come over for chips and a marathon of your favorite show.

It was much more better than, and less expensive, than going to the theater.

Also because she had taken every pillow in the large hive and built a big ass fort with you.