Homestuck Scenarios

~Birthday Gifts (Ancestors)

The Signless/The Sufferer

The Signless gave you a pair of his leggings. He was told that humans in romantic relationships like wearing matching clothes.

You bought him a Bibble. You didn't know why but it was just something you found extremely ironic and hilarious whenever he asked why.

He always questions the word of the mighty Bibble!

The Handmaid

She knitted you a fluffy sweater in your favorite color and she got you a copy of that strange Broadway show you love so much called Hamilton.

You made your own tea set for her though very poorly made. She love it regardless, even if it kept leaking through the various holes and cracks.

The Summoner

He was able to get his hands on a lance from his military artillery. You use it as a decoration but will use it as a weapon when Summoner gets on your nerves.

You bought him an (Xbox or PlayStation) along with Mortal Kombat X so you guys can vent out some frustration. It mostly ended with actual fights happening between to you both.

The Ψiioniic/The Helmsman

Ψii was happy to give you his most prized possession: A Gemini Necklace It was given to him when he was with the Signless during their travels so he decided to give it to you as a way to show his trust. You never take it off.

You got him a replica of Tracer and Genji from Overwatch as well as new smartphone.

The Disciple

She gave you furs from her first kill. It was a token of her fierce protection over you as well as to show her capabilities.

You gave her a book that detailed all the memories of your relationship with her. It wasn't exactly a scrapbook but it still had pictures. She was absolutely thrilled.

The Dolorosa

Rosa was confused over what to give you. Eventually she finally settled on handing over on of her countless veils she had so that you could keep a part of her with you. You mostly wear it around your head to keep the sun from burning your hair.

You bought her a leather jacket. You had this weird thing where you always thought she looked amazing in leather. Dolorosa now wears it to tease you, though without her knowing.

Neophyte Redglare

She made you a certified judge for a day. Using her job she was able to pull this off without much trouble however you did get a little overboard with the amount of convictions. Still it was pretty cool.

You bought her a small lizard that you both so happily named Charmander and powdered wig because why not.

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

She was conflicted to give you her gift because she didn't know what your reaction would be. Eventually Mindfang gave you her journal, the original that detailed her entire life on Alternia as well as some of its history. You were so amazed, she was literally letting you read her like an open book and it made your heart flutter.

You were just as conflicted as Mindfang. You decided to give her a family heirloom to decorate her captain's quarters but considering the rigorous shifts of the sea and the possibility of being pillaged you were hesitant. She on the other hand was noticeably charmed even giving you a kiss in front of the crew.

E%ecutor Darkleer/The Expantri8

Darkleer was not one for romanticising or anything of the sort however he was able to make you a power gauntlet that shot a powerful ray of light so you could accomplish your childhood dream of being a superhero. Let's just say you were more than happy to use this especially when someone pissed you off.

You were able to get him a stronger bow with string that could shoot with remarkable distance. He was impressed but even more so when you came out wearing a sweater similar to his armor's design, though he didn't admit that.

The Grand Highblood

Highblood gave you the keys to his secret Faygo stash and he presented you one of his prized clubs as a sign of your relationship and promotion in the Church ranks.

You took him and the boys to one of your favorite amusement parks spending the day riding every ride. You weren't selfish as you forced Highblood to let you treat him to whatever he so desired, without the sexual implication.

Orphaner Dualscar

Dualscar treated you to a fancy dinner where he gave you a golden ring. It wasn't an engagement ring, just a reminder of his promise that you will forever have his attention and heart no matter what.

You bought the finest rum you could find drinking to your heart's content. He was more amused by your other gift, which was you dressed in his captain's coat but he refused to sleep with you, wanting you to be in the right mind rather than buzzed/pissed drunk.

Her Imperious Condescension/ The Condescence

The Condescence gave you a crown. Simple enough but the implication that you now had some royal power made you a bit shaken yet you saw it as a way of her showing that she viewed you as an equal regardless of your blood.

You baked her a cake with the help of her children and woke her to a day of pampering by yourself, using whatever massage talent you had to her pleasure. She enjoyed it immensely.