Homestuck Scenarios

~ First Date (Ancestors) ~

The Signless/The Sufferer♋

Signless decided to take you around the city then to the park. He bought you a pretzel from a street vendor during your walk when you said you were hungry. He fed you pieces of pretzel and you fed him until you reached to only a short piece and split it evenly for both of you.

It was pretty cute.

The Handmaid♈

The Handmaid took you to a hookah palace. It was apparently a restaurant also because the food was absolutely divine. The waiters served you curry and gave you a hookah, with the flavor of your favorite scent. But you didn't smoke it, 'cause smoking is bad m'kay.

The Summoner♉

The Summoner decided to take you flying over a forest.

Now that doesn't sound dangerous at all!

No it was actually quite the opposite Because apparently Rufioh, his older son, kept pestering him by repeating the same line of "Payback's a b1tch!"

Despite that, the date was spectacular.

The Ψiioniic/The Helmsman♊

A date at a Tech shop wasn't what you expected from the mustard blood but then again this was Ψiioniic. But to your surprise, he was pretty much a gentleman throughout the whole night. He even bought you a plushie of a cyclops that looked suspiciously similar to his kids' lusus.

You named him Psii, just to scorn the original.

The Disciple♌

The Disciple, supposedly a romance specialist, didn't have much planned for you both. You weren't at all disappointed because you really didn't have in you to go anywhere fancy so you both decided to have a library session.

It was actually quite enjoyable, since the Disciple had her head on your lap and was purring which made the date much more peaceful.

The Dolorosa♍

Well The Dolorosa couldn't take you anywhere because the Mother Grub needed help taking care of the wrigglers that conveniently came in larger numbers than ever before on your date.

You really didn't mind because you started helping the both of them by feeding each troll baby grub sauce.

There was over 100 grubs in total but you didn't mind 'cause you got the reward of your favorite food after that.

Neophyte Redglare♎

Neophyte kicked her daughters out for the night so you two could have dinner and relax. You were a bit unsure of having Neophyte cook, since she was blind, so you decided to cook up some cheap ramen noodles, dump it in a fancy bowl, and cut up some pieces of meat.

Cheap yet satisfying.

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang♏

You and Mindfang decided to just drink to your hearts content on your date. The place you guys decided to get drunk off your ass was in her ship...

But then Dualscar had to come and try to fight Mindfang, which ended up with him being literally kicked out to sea.

Silver lining: You guys raided his ship and stole an expensive bottle of wine.

E%ecutor Darkleer/The Expantri8♐

You brought your bow and arrows with you because Darkleer wanted to take you on a private archery session.

You two had a wonderful time shooting arrows and hitting targets.

You even beat him by 165 to 164!

The Grand Highblood♑

GHB asked his son Kurloz to hook him up with some concert tickets to your favorite band (A/N: Okay I'm just going to say try to choose a band where you can mosh at their concert) and let you sit in his hair for a better view.

The lead singer even threw a toy that you caught because of The Highblood's tall figure.

It was a pink octopus with rainbow legs that you named Squidgy.

(A/N: I would love anyone who gets the reference.)

Orphaner Dualscar♒

Even though you already went to sea nearly everyday, Dualscar took you to his boat. It wasn't that grand but he bought you dinner before taking you here to make up for it.

But then he saw his kismesis' ship and decided to pay her a visit, not that you didn't mind. Troll romance was still odd to you.

You laughed your ass off however after seeing Dualscar get kicked off the boat into the water by a drunk Mindfang and her equally drunk matesprite.

You laughed even harder when he came to and realized that one of his favorite bottles of wine was missing.

The Condesce/Her Imperial Condescension♓

The Condescension choose the date to be at a fancy restaurant. But apparently, when you two barely entered, they said there were no tables available, even though the place wasn't that much packed.

However since you were dating a highblood that could cull without hesitation, especially Her Imperial Condescension, they set you a table while being scared totally shitless.

They even gave you free wine after The Empress took out her trident, imagine that.