The Signless/The Sufferer
The Signless normally shook it off as nothing more than pointless banter but when they laid your hand on you...
He grabs their shoulder and whispers,"Unless you want me to crucify your balls like I got crucified back in my time you best step back."
The Handmaid
The Handmaid's blank stare didn't deter them from talking to you instead it was the way her eyes burned into their soul while her hands burst a green color that scared them off.
The Summoner
The Summoner would swoop in and steal you away before they could get one word in.
"mY MATESPRITE! sHE CAN ONLY QUENCH MY THIRST!"
The Ψiioniic/The Helmsman
Ψii never cared. As long as they weren't overstepping their boundaries you denied their advances yourself.
Except when you're not paying attention. That's when they get a 1,000 volts of shock throughout their body.
The Disciple
With her overprotective nature it was inevitable that she would eventually become jealous. Disciple constantly showed off her fangs while displaying her killer abs.
The Dolorosa
Many thought the Dolorosa was above petty things like jealousy. But you're wrong. So very wrong.
She'd practically hiss bloody murder and threatened the offenders with genital mutilation of they go any further.
Neophyte Redglare
Neophyte's power as a legislacerator allowed her to give flirtters the option of handcuffs or the death penalty.
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
Nobody DARED cross Mindfang. Her mind powers were something to reckon with. The poor souls who tried to compliment you were either made slaves or thrown to the bottom of the ocean.
"No one is taking away myyyyyyyy m8sprite." She'd say kissing you.
E%ecutor Darkleer/The Expantri8
Darkleer usually secretly flexed to show off his amazing muscles while most of the time he'd shoot them off with an arrow to the knee.
The Grand Highblood
The GHB is fucking frightening.
Of course no one got fucking near you.
Orphaner Dualscar
Like you for him, Dualscar had to fend off mobs of horny individuals to keep you to himself.
His policy was kill them with his harpoon or feed them to the Condesce's lusus.
"Aye ain't takin' any chance of ye lea-fin me fer some stupid ass."
Her Imperious Condescension/ The Condescence
The Condescension would attract them from you before leading them away to be slaughtered by her hand.
It wouldn't take long since her trident is sharp.
"Like I'm givfin an opportunity to speak with my matesprite!" She laughs maniacally.
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Homestuck Scenarios
Random(=.^W^.=) Miaou! A basic 'X Reader' Homestuck fic. It's basically how your relationship changes over time. ❇✴COMPLETED✴❇
