John Egbert
John feared your period.
He'd lock himself in his room praying that you wouldn't find him.
"Joohnnnn...!" You scream.
He quivered.
"Joohnnnn!!"
He blesses himself. Gog please help me, he thinks frantically.
"John!!!" You break down the door.
"We are watching SpongeBob and you are gonna like it!" You drag him by his foot.
"NOOOO! OLD SPONGEBOB IS BETTER!!"
"I DON'T CARE!!!"
Rose Lalonde
Being a human female Rose completely understood your pain.
She gave you everything you needed; pills for cramps, pads/tampons, chocolate, etc.
She basically became your knight in shining armor.
Dave Strider
Dave was the opposite of Rose.
He was incredibly grossed out at the thought of bleeding out your baby maker but somehow managed to get you all the things you needed however he'd always be paranoid of your wrath.
Jade Harley
Jade was an absolute sweetheart to have around. Always bringing you treats, plushies, and hot chocolate.
"I know how it feels so I just do what I do whenever it happens to me!" Her smile was contagious.
Jake English
Jake would try random ass remedies to cure your pain but they'd always fail.
"I am NOT drinking horse vomit." You gag as you hold your already aching stomach.
"The locals at a village told me this would help with cramps!" Jake pushed it towards you.
"How'd you even get it in the first place?"
Jake paled. "You don't want to know..."
You grab the cup and throw it outside. "I really don't."
Roxy Lalonde
Roxy tried her best to not get completely hammered during your period only because she wanted to take care of you rather than the other way around.
"You want me to ask Janey for some cake to make you feel better?" She rubbed your head lovingly.
"Please?"
"Okay only 'cause you said please."
Dirk Strider
Dirk became your gay best friend whenever you started your period.
"You need pads baby girl?"
"More chocolate? Girl I think you had enough."
"Wanna watch your favorite anime with me?"
Your favorite moments would be when he rubs your belly as if your pregnant but really it was just because his callused hands were warm as hell.
Dirk was your all around saving grace during this dreadful time.
Jane Crocker
Janey would bake you some home made pie or anything else whenever you asked.
"Jane?" You mumble.
"Yes?" She smiled.
"Can you make me some cookies?"
"Chocolate or oatmeal?"
"(Choice)."
"What's the magic word?"
"I'm bleeding from my woman cavern?"
"...The magic word was 'please' but I'll take that..."
YOU ARE READING
Homestuck Scenarios
Rastgele(=.^W^.=) Miaou! A basic 'X Reader' Homestuck fic. It's basically how your relationship changes over time. ❇✴COMPLETED✴❇
