John Egbert
John would most likely prank them with cheap gimmicks like whoopee cushions and fart noises.
His sense is that if he can make you laugh with stupid shit when the other can't, you're the only one for him.
Rose Lalonde
Rose would let it go on. She likes seeing them struggle to talk intellectually with such a smart individual such as yourself.
When you were fed up with their antics and left she became grimmdark, telling them if they so much as glance your way they're going to have nightmares worse than hell.
Dave Strider
Dave calmly and cooly beat the shit outta the guy and sent him down a flight of stairs.
"I didn't like the way they were looking at you. Only I can do that."
Jade Harley
Jade shrugged. She knew they weren't gonna take you cause you loved her.
But just in case, she always show off her grimmdark side and would play around with them by biting them or tearing them apart.
Jake English
Jake takes out his pistols or implies that there's an adventure that needs adventuring.
"I see uh-huh oH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME WE MUST BE BLOODY GOING COME ALONG LOVE WE HAVE TO GO VISIT THE QUEEN AT BIG BEN WELL TIP TOP TALLY HO TEA AND CRUMPETS"
Roxy Lalonde
She trusts you a lot that you have for her so if they talk they talk.
If they touch you...
Roxy knocks them out cold with her empty drinks and drags them away, leaving them unconscious.
Dirk Strider
Dirk uses these moments to show off his rad swordsmanship or somehow find a reason to take off his shirt.
Then it becomes a problem to keep others off HIM.
Jane Crocker
Jane's sweetness was something that attracted you to her, anyone else was bland and bitter.
Although she already had you wrapped around her finger, she found ways to use her baked goods to give the flirts shit pies or food poisoning.
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Homestuck Scenarios
Random(=.^W^.=) Miaou! A basic 'X Reader' Homestuck fic. It's basically how your relationship changes over time. ❇✴COMPLETED✴❇
