~Text Messages (Beta Kids + Alpha Kids)

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John Egbert

Derpwithamouth: (Y/N) STOP SENDING ME MEMES

socklady: NEVER

socklady:

Derpwithamouth: ITS A DEAD MEME (Y/N)

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Derpwithamouth: ITS A DEAD MEME (Y/N)

socklady: MEMES NEVER DIE

socklady: THEY BECOME GODTIER

Rose Lalonde

bookworm: Hey Rose

missdarlingsquid: Yes?

bookworm: I love you

bookworm: More than I love books

missdarlingsquid: I swoon over your declaration

missdarlingsquid: With one similar

missdarlingsquid: I love you more than the Great God Of Darkness Cthulhu Mythos ;)

bookworm: Aww

bookworm: I reply with a terrified

bookworm: K den

Dave Strider

TheStrider: hey babe.

Strideintomyheart: yes Dave?

TheStrider: You know your name in my phone right? and how it's long as fuck?

Strideintomyheart: yea why?

TheStrider: Cause you leave my heart longing for you.

Strideintomyheart: Dave no.

TheStrider: Dave yes B)

Jade Harley

puppyluv: Can we cuddle?

puppyluv: I'm feeling a bit down

beautifulgirl: You never need to ask Jade

beautifulgirl: I'll cuddle with you till the end of time and space

puppyluv: :)

beautifulgirl: There's that sweet smile :)

Jake English

Jakethedog: (y/nnnnnnnnn)

(Y/N)thehuman: what Jake?

Jakethedog: can we go on an adventure?

(Y/N)thehuman: will I possibly die?

Jakethedog: ...

Jakethedog: not on my watch darling...?

(Y/N)thehuman: Then no.

Jakethedog: Bloody hell.

Roxy Lalonde

vodka_corngurl: BABEE CAN WE WATCH DEADPOOL?!

baaaeeee;): Uh

baaaeeee;): Sure Roxy

baaaeeee;): Why?

vodka_corngurl: CAUSE I JUS REALIZE

vodka_corngurl: WE INA FANFIC

baaaeeee;): Roxy

baaaeeee;): How much have you drank today?

vodka_corngurl: ITSA COSPIROCY

vodka_corngurl: *CONSPIRACY

baaaeeee;): So is the Bush thing but there's no evidence

baaaeeee;): I'm going to rent the movie now.

baaaeeee;): bye

vodka_corngurl: BABE WAI

vodka_corngurl: *WAIT

vodka_corngurl: DONT LEAVE ME

vodka_corngurl:...

vodka_corngurl: hiiiiiii readers ;)

Dirk Strider

CoolBro: Hey babe.

CoolBabe: yes Dirk?

CoolBro: Bring some anime please? I'm bored.

CoolBabe: sure senpai.

CoolBro: I'm so lucky to have a kohai like you.

CoolBabe: Love you too <3

CoolBro: Hells yea

Jane Crocker

TheCrockerIsBaking: (Y/n).

TheCrockerIsBaking: Would you like to try my sweets?

Cupcake:What is it?

TheCrockerIsBaking: Me ;)

Cupcake: Stop asking Dirk and Roxy for "sexy" lines

TheCrockerIsBaking: :(

Cupcake: Cause you're sweet as can be without them ;)

TheCrockerIsBaking: Awww :D

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