Homestuck Scenarios

~ Random Moments (Ancestors) ~

The Signless/The Sufferer

You were in your room when the song "Drop it like an Earthquake" came on. You got up and waited for the best part when Signless walked in.

"Hey (Y/N), do you know where-"

Drop it like an Earthquake!

You bend all the way to the floor then come back up in a smooth landing.

"Drop it like an earthquake." You say emotionless.

Signless just walked the fuck out.

The Handmaid

You, Handmaid, Damara and Cronus were smoking Hookah when you decided to show them a cool trick.

You smoke the pipe then blow it all out on a desk. Cupping the smoke you twist it around then push it up in the air like a dragon flying and you catch it in your mouth.

Damara and Cronus were freaking out how awesome it was while the Handmaid shook her head at your odd actions.

The Summoner

You and The Summoner we're making out and things were getting pretty heated so you break it off. "Did you bring protection?"

The Summoner looked at you and said, "oH yES I DID. }:)"

Suddenly the Pre-Scratch trolls came in wearing some of the Avengers costumes.

(List: Captain America-Rufioh Nitram Iron Man-Horuss Zahhak Thor-Mituna Captor Black Widow-Porrim Maryam Bruce Banner-Kankri Vantas)

Then one of the guys lifted their mask and yelled, "Fuck her right in the pussy!"

The Summoner looked at back at you confused as hell but sighed when he saw that you were laughing.

The Ψiioniic/The Helmsman

You and Sollux were bored so you grabbed a piece of cake and a yoga ball. He looked at you weirdly till you pointed at your matesprite who was sitting down and talking with Mituna outside on the porch.

"Ultimate Smack Cam."You say.

"oh hell ye2." Sollux said smirking.

You then walk outside your caked filled hand behind your back.

"Hey babe." You say walking behind him.

Ψiioniic waved. "hey (y/n). what do you need thii2 tii-"

Suddenly you smack the cake in Ψiioniic's face making him stand up quickly and chase you.

"(Y/N)!" Blue and red sparks flew out his eyes.

"Sollux now!" You yell.

Sollux then threw the yoga ball at Ψiioniic's body hitting him dead on and making him fall on the grass.

"H0LY 5H17 D4D'5 W34K!"Mituna yelled laughing.

The Disciple

You were being stupid when you hear your favorite song come on.

"You know you're not true bros if you don't sing along together."

You walk to Disciple singing your favorite song. When she didn't sing along you smack her with a pillow.

"You're not my bro..." You say walking away as Disciple stayed giving a 'What the Fuck' face.

The Dolorosa

You and Dolorosa were seating in the kitchen table reading when the jade blood's foot tapped yours. You look up surprised. Dolorosa looked up also to apologize till she saw you only wearing underwear, a pair of shades,and a red rose in your mouth. You raised your eyebrows at her. "So you want some of this?" You say seductively.

The Dolorosa was really weirded out by you sometimes...

Neophyte Redglare

You and Redglare were playing tennis when something occurred to you.

"Girls who play tennis be like..."

Neophyte threw the tennis ball at you and grinned when you did a weird noise. "Ahh!" you yell like a female tennis player.

"4HH!" She yelled back hitting the ball.

"AHHHHH FUCCCCKKKKK!" You scream throwing the racket in anger since you missed the ball.

Neophyte found your fake frustration incredibly hilarious.

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

You learned on the internet how to make things float so you decided to put that information to good use...

By mind fucking Mindfang.

You were reading a book while making three basketballs spin and float around you. The Cerulean blood walked in but looked shocked at your position.

"(y/nnnnnnnn)... What the fuck are you doing?"

"Making reading fun." You respond attempting to stay serious.

E%ecutor Darkleer/The Expantri8

You watched the construction workers working and in your crazy little mind you decided to dress like Beth from 'Dog the Bounty Hunter" and play on your car speakers "Boss Ass Bitch". You waved your arms side to side like a dumb ass.

You did this shit for 5 whole minutes.

But Darkleer then grabbed you by the waist, putting you on his shoulder, and walking back into your car.

The Grand Highblood

You and GHB were arguing when you notice that each of you were using your hands a lot. So being the 'smart' ass that you are, you say: "When people talk with their hands."

GHB looked confused till he realized what you meant and went along with your little joke.

"I know I saw you there!" You make your hands do random movements.

"Well I didn't go MOTHERFUCKING there." He also did hand movements.

You stand up."I know I saw you there!" You do more hand poses.

"But I wasn't MOTHERFUCKING THERE!" He yelled doing your exact poses.

Both of you get on the ground lifting your hands like sock puppets.

"I totally saw you!"

"You didn't MOTHERFUCKING SEE ME!"

The two of you laughed and hugged.

Orphaner Dualscar

Girls Version:

You, Mindfang, and Disciple were sitting on some steps when Dualscar, Summoner, and Signless walked by.

The three of you smiled as you checked them out and whispered to each other.

Guys Version:

Dualscar, The Summoner, and The Signless were sitting on some steps when You, Mindfang, and Disciple walkes by.

"OHHHHHHHH! DAYYYUUUUUMM!" They yelled as they hollered at you three. Suddenly Dualscar ran up and jumped on you making you laugh.

Her Imperious Condescension/ The Condescence

You, The Condescence, and Meenah were sitting down when your matesprite had to leave.

"O)( GR--EAT! Another culling. I'll be BACK."

You notice that she left her phone so you grabbed it and looked at Meenah. She looked you funny until you showed her the phone.

"Are you thinking what am thinking?"

Meenah smirked. "oh glub yeah }8D."

The two of you took so many weird pictures and did stupid poses in every one.

Then The Condescence came back for her cell.

")(--ER--E IT IS! I thought I LOST you. I have to reef for important royal duties. I'LL S--EA YOU LAT--ER MY MAT--ESPRIT--E."

You and Meenah held back your laughter but failed when you heard the royal blood yell.

"W)(AT T)(--E ANGL--ELING FUCK?!"