Homestuck Scenarios

~ Shark Week (Pre-Scratch)

Admin: I'm just gonna be straight real with you guys, I smoked some weed so I'm fucking high right now because of my rant so whatever I write I'll edit tomorrow. I'm so fucking stoned outta my ass and mad as shit it's unreal.

Kankri Vantas

Kankri did his absolute best and I mean absolute BEST not to trigger you at all during these stressful times.

You had no control over your emotions so Kankri practically treaded on a thin line just to be around you.

"Are y9u alright dear?" He asked shaking nervously while smiling.

You rubbed your stomach. "NOT NOW KANKRI CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SUFFERING?!"

He yelped in fear. "Have I d9ne anything t9 upset y9u my dear?!"

You sighed sadly and raised your arms. "Take me to the kitchen please?"

Kankri blushed. "6ut w9uld that hurt?"

Looking at him with a sad expression he followed your orders.

"I shall prepare y9ur fav9rite meal... I-if that's what y9u desire 9f c9urse!"

You gave a small smile. "Yes please..."

Damara Megido

Good God... Damara and your period do not go together at ALL.

"No no no no no no Damara!" You yell quickly as your matesprite tried to grope your aching breasts.

"なぜ私は私が何であるかに触れることができないのですか？(Why can't I touch what is mine?)"

"Because I'm on my period." Damara scoffed.

"あなたはそんなにについて話すこの期間は何ですか？(What is this period you talk about so much?)" She'd ask every time despite you telling her.

"Just... Can you just bring me some Chinese food or something...?"

Noticing your lack of enthusiasm she nodded. "I BRING YOU FAVORITE FOOD INSTEAD."

You sighed happily as Damara left your apartment. "Oh sweet Flying Spaghetti Monster take this pain away..."

Rufioh Nitram

Rufioh would do his absolute best not to trigger your emotions, even though it was Kankri's strong suit with that concept.

You see, you get pretty emotional while on your period; you are set off by the most minimal things.

You and Rufioh were watching a nature documentary when it suddenly changed to a show about newborn puppies.

Rufioh shrugged but you began to cry.

"doll?" He asked concerned.

"They're... They're just so cute Rufioh! I want to adopt them all!" Tears began to stream down your face.

The troll stared. "1'll never really understand human women..."

Mituna Captor

Mituna freaked the fuck out the moment you mentioned "I'm" and "bleeding" in the same sentence.