Homestuck Scenarios

~ Clothes and Naps (Beta Kids + Alpha Kids) ~

You were doing your girlfriend's/ boyfriend's laundry when you came across one of their clean clothes. It was...

John Egbert

His shirt (God Tier)

Rose Lalonde

Her hair piece

Dave Strider

His shades

Jade Harley

Her skirt

Jake English

His shorts

Roxy Lalonde

Her scarf

Dirk Strider

His mask

Jane Crocker

Her moustache

You being very sneaky decided to take their clothes and put on yourself. You walked around your hive/house wearing the clothes and pretending being them by saying...

John Egbert

"You cannot handle the power that is my derp face!"

Rose Lalonde

"As an accomplished Seer of Light I am self-aware of my constant intellectual babbling that makes me more like a Sherlock Holmes-Esq type, however more or less sociopathic."

Dave Strider

"The irony is too hot up in here."

Jade Harley

"Let's play instruments!"

Jake English

"Oh go-golly! These shorts get shorter every time I wear them!"

Roxy Lalonde

"Lol. Let's all taek shots! *take."

Dirk Strider

"The irony of my design is so ironic because no one can understand it but a Strider."

Jane Crocker

"Golly gee! I have a moustache!"

You laughed at your shenanigans when your front door opened, revealing your matesprite who was now confused beyond belief. They looked at you and said...

John Egbert

"Hehe! You look a bit like me when I go God Tier!"

Rose Lalonde

"My hair accessory goes well with your outfit."

Dave Strider

"Just don't crack my shades and well be chiller than Mount. Everest during the sickest winter."

Jade Harley

"Look at you! All young and daper! It's soooooo cute!"

Jake English

"I don't remember those shorts being so... short before?"

Roxy Lalonde

"Lok at that sexy scarf around yer neck! So fierce!"

Dirk Strider

"Well this is unacceptable. My mask is supposed to elicit fear, it's the symbol of rebellious acts. You are too cute to bear such awesomeness in one mask. Also cause you make it more like that one thing in 'Doctor Who' for my taste."