Homestuck Scenarios

~ Friendzone (Beta Kids + Alpha Kids)

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John Egbert

Rose Lalonde

Dave Strider

You absolutely fuming with rage. How dare Dave try to attack Mark!

With Mark being a civil man he decided to give you some advice. "Maybe you should try to reach some sort of guideline?"

You froze. "What was that?"

"Nothing dear!" A sweat dropped formed on his head. "I'm just saying, even if he tried to attack me you should at least give the man some words to tell him that you're over."

Considering his advice you kiss Mark on the lips. "Come with me?"

Mark smiled. "Yeah."

You called Dave and asked him to meet you and your little boy Mark at your favorite restaurant.

When you arrive you all ordered some food and discussed.

"So..." Dave sighed. "What's this about? I thought you wouldn't want to see me after.." He looked at Mark through his shades.

You coughed. "Well I wanted to try and mend things, if you could call it that."

Dave stared. "Like, be stuck in the friendzone with no hope of escaping but still be around your presence?"

Mark coughed. "Pretty blunt this guy.."

You felt an oncoming migraine. "Yes Dave... Let's just work this out."

The Strider stood up. "That's cool. I gotta go. Bro's waiting for me back home."

You feel Dave's depression. "Bye Dave."

He vanished.

Jade Harley

Jake English

You and Richie were together for quite some time but even you felt like there was something incredibly wrong with this relationship.

Eventually not wanting to deal with the repro cautions of dumping Richie, you and him told everyone over social media that it was a harmless little prank and that you were his best friend.

After that whole mess you called up Jake.

"Hello...?" His voice cracked with sadness.

You frowned then smiled. "Jake?"

You hear him stutter then a clink.

"Hello?"

"... Yes! Yes!" Jake sounded winded. "Cheerio!"

"Jake, I just wanted to tell you that me and Richie broke up..."

"Really?! I- I mean! Oh! Oh Sorry!" Jake sounded too happy.

You chuckle. "Yeah so... You wanna go on a date sometime?"

He let out a barrage of screams. "Yes! Yes! Please!"

"Well after your big answer I'm gonna go check my eardrums out. Later English."

Roxy Lalonde

After the whole ordeal between you and Sean on his live stream there was a bitter taste in his fans specifically girls that wanted to rip your heart out.

They kept sending you hate, threats, harassment, anything to keep you away from their Jacksepticeye. They even sent fanfictions where you would die after you 'cheated' on Sean!