Homestuck Scenarios

~ First Date (Beta Kids + Alpha Kids)

John Egbert

John took out to the theaters. Now there wasn't anything wrong with that. But the moment you heard him say 'Michael Bay' you started doing random explosion noises and began messing up his hair while doing it. You eventually annoyed the absolute fuck out of him making him take you to a store and letting you get a random plushie.

You got a large red spoon and, to make him more annoyed, you called yourself Betty Crocker.

Rose Lalonde

You and Rose were fine with a simple read of one of your favorite novels in her room, since her sister was downstairs with her girlfriend. But she thought it'd be more comfortable if you lied down next to her with your head in her lap while she read to you. Which is exactly what you two did.

It was an absolute comfortable read.

Dave Strider

Dave decided to take you to the club. You didn't have a problem with that since he was the DJ and was blasting the beats making everybody and everything turn the place upside down but you kinda wanted to do something else.

But soon after he took you to an arcade and got you a penguin plushie. When you got home you altered it by sewing a pair of shades, a blond wig, and Dave's symbol on the toy.

You named it Dave the Penguin.

Jade Harley

Jade took you to a dog center where you guys spent the whole day at. It was actually pretty fun, minus the male dogs the were constantly trying to hump Jade's leg, Jade passing out randomly, and the barrage of pups that would consume you in a blizzard of licks and whimpers...

You just had a lot of fun!

Jake English

You and Jake went to an amusement park. It was very simple and fun. The lines were conveniently short and he had bought you for you two a funnel cake to share.

He also got you two twin pistols that you could shoot water out of.

Roxy Lalonde

You and Roxy spent the date at her house getting wasted. Well she did, you just had some apple juice... that she spiked with vodka. So yeah both of you were drunk and making noise.

It was still a pretty fun date. Especially when you used the bottles as a horn to be vodka-corns.

Dirk Strider

Dirk to you to Anime Expo. Amazing, right? He cosplayed as Eren Jeager and you were Levi Ackerman. It was fun; you took a couple pictures, got to meet some awesome cosplayers, and Dirk got you a special gift.

A bottle of Windex. Lovely, huh Levi?

Jane Crocker

Jane had brought you to a fair for the date. Well it wasn't much of a date at first since she entered a cake contest for the first hour, which she won and received a cash prize. She then used that cash on getting random toys from equally random carny games.

You two got a bunch of toys but your favorite was a little rabbit that you named Cupcake.