The Signless/The Sufferer
PraiseTrollJegus: I feel very cannot today.
Darling: What?
PraiseTrollJegus: You know
PraiseTrollJegus: Cannot
Darling: Cannot what?
PraiseTrollJegus: Cannot!
Darling: Cannot handle? Cannot believe? Cannot wait?
Darling: WHAT WHAT WHAT
PraiseTrollJegus: CANNOT!
Darling: WELL I CANNOT DEAL WITH YOU RN
(Admin: Based on the time I thought 'Cannot' was an emotion...)
The Handmaid
TheRamLady: I'm not sure what to do with my eldest daughter Damara
TeaTime: What do you mean?
TheRamLady: She has been coming home holding a strange object.
TeaTime: What object?
TheRamLady: This
TheRamLady: -Sending Picture-
TeaTime: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD
TheRamLady: What is it?
TeaTime: GIRL NEEDS TO THROW THAT AWAY
TeaTime: JESUS CHRIST THAT THING'S REAL?!
TheRamLady: Please clarify
TeaTime: JUST THROW IT OUT
TeaTime: I BLESS THAT CHILD IN THE NAME OF GOG
The Summoner
StupidFlirt: lET US HAVE SEX
DAT_Ass: NO
StupidFlirt: aLRIGHT
The Ψiioniic/The Helmsman
Psy_bug: Can you 2top 2ending me the entiire bee moviie 2criipt
Psy_bug: iit2 makiing my phone 2low
nerd: -Sending Large Message-
Psy_bug: 2TOP RIIGHT FUCKIING THERE
nerd: ...
Psy_bug: Thank you
nerd: According to all known laws of aviation,
nerd: there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Psy_bug: -Has Blocked You-
The Disciple
catlady: Disciple
catlady: Why are there bags of Cat Nip under my bed?
mytruedisciple: No reason
catlady: Disciple
mytruedisciple: Don't touch it
mytruedisciple: It's dangerous
catlady: Disciple
catlady: What do you mean by dangerous
catlady: DISCIPLE
catlady: YOU BETTER EXPLAIN YOURSELF
The Dolorosa
Dear: What do you wish to eat for dinner?
Mydame: Mom's spaghetti
Dear: Your mother's spaghetti?
Mydame: Yes.
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Homestuck Scenarios
Random(=.^W^.=) Miaou! A basic 'X Reader' Homestuck fic. It's basically how your relationship changes over time. ❇✴COMPLETED✴❇
