My Wonderful Fucked up Life

I Wanna Sing A Song

Whenever my cousin Abby would spend the night at my house, or I at hers we always had this weird habit of singing before we went to sleep. The thing is they weren't normal songs. This started one day when we got bored and were sitting on the counters in her kitchen and started playing music. We decided to play a game were we would pick a song for each other and the other person would make up words. Mine were gruesome and disturbing. I remember part of one I made up for the Bruno Mars song 'it will rain"

Regular lyrics:
If you ever leave me baby, leave some morphine at my door.

My version:
If you ever eat a baby, cops will probably come to your door.

I'm pretty sure there were worse ones I just can't remember

So when we couldn't sleep at night we would parody a song together one person got to pick a topic for a song, and then we would switch and have to go with each others topics.

I remember once we sang about a person kidnapping children from the park and telling them to get in his van, we were very normal.

I have a video of one but I don't know how to put it on chapters, if there is a way please message me and let me know.