My Wonderful Fucked up Life

Lows

Is that how you spell the name of the store? Idek.....

Anyway my cousin Lilli and I went to lows with my mom one day to go look at hard wood floors that we weren't gonna buy. We ended up having to go to the bathroom so we wandered around the store until we found it. When me and Lilli got there two old ladies were already in the bathroom. I really hate public bathrooms its weird to smell strangers shit plus its weird peeing when only like one other persons in there so your pee is louder and it echo's and they can hear it. So one of the other old ladies kept calling her friend a retard. So they both went in the stalls and when the retarded old lady started peeing she also started singing. "Twinkle twinkle little pee why are you inside of me?" The other old lady laughed and they just started loudly talking through the stalls even though there were other people in there. I honestly think I'll be like the retarded pee singing old lady when I get older.