He was coming home

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"Rise and shine sunshine" someone yells in my ear and I jolt awake

"Get out of my room you pervet!" I screech at Ash picking up the cricket bat I keep next to my bed and he darts out of the room in fear of me murdering him with it. If he had stayed I would have and I would have enjoyed it

I open up my computer and log onto Facebook and scroll through it all

Apparently Mr Davy was found dead in his office yesterday morning. They think he was murdered, it serves him right

The police will have a hard time since everyone in that school hated him except for his wife of course but she's crazy so she doesn't really count. I don't think anyone actually thinks of her as a human anymore

"Make me breakfast" Ash demands as soon as I walk into the kitchen

"Why should I?" I ask getting a bowl out for myself

"Because your a girl" he says

"So?" I question looking at all the cereals we have in the cupboard

"It's your job. The only thing girls are good at. So hurry up, I'm waiting" he replies and I roll my eyes

I pour the milk into my cornflakes

"Hurry up. You'd think you would be way better at this" he complains

And then I get an idea

"Here you go" I say walking over to him as if to hand him the bowl

"Took your time" he mutters

As I come to a stop in front of him he reaches out for the bowl but I move out of his way

I put the milk and cornflakes all over his head

"What was that for?" He yells at me

"Make your own breakfast! It's not my job and besides anything you can do, I can do better" I snap and walk away

And now what am I Meant to do for breakfast?

Maybe I should go out? Yeah I should. And I'll take Ash's car and pretend that I have a drivers licence. I know how to drive and all but I'm too young and I tend to go a bit fast. But who cares 

This will be fun 

I run upstairs to get dressed, making sure to block my door so someone can't get in

I sneak downstairs to the front door making sure Ash is still in the kitchen, which he is and it looks like he's having trouble making breakfast for himself

I grab his keys from the table and making sure they don't make a sound walk to the front door

I quietly close the front door and sprint to his car unlocking and climbing in.

I start the engine and drive off

How long will it be until he notices his cars gone and so am I? Probably ages I don't think he has even worked out where the bowls are yet

I park the car in the parking lot and lock it and go inside the cafe.

I sit down in a corner by the window and order pancakes

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As I walk in the front door there's a crash and a banging sound coming from the kitchen

I put his keys back on the table

I walk into the kitchen to find Ash standing in the middle of a big mess 

I laugh

"I thought you were making breakfast not a huge mess" I say and he glares at me

"This wouldn't have happened if you had just done your job" he snaps at me

"My job? My job isn't to wait on you hand and foot, girls are just as good as boys. We can do what boys do and we shouldn't be degraded. Bossed around. Boys clean and cook just as much as girls. So shut up you sexist jerk" I hiss and storm away