He was coming home

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I walk to the front door, trying to ignore how nervous I am

I knock on the door loudly, trying to look confident and brave

Dad opens the door and looks shocked to see me there, finally he steps to the side allowing me to go in

"Why are you back?" He asks me

"Because this is my home, whether I like it or not" I reply sitting down

"Mira!" Seth yells and jumps on me

"Get off you brat" I say and he hits me

"He hit me!" I yell at dad

"Really? Seth don't hit Mira, Mira grow up" dad said sitting down to read the newspaper

Seth grabs my phone and runs off

"Give me my phone back you giant annoying brat" I yell at Seth chasing after him

"Be nice you two" dad shouts, as if. He should know that we won't by now

I pick up a random shoe and throw it at Sett making him fall down the stairs

I grab my phone from him and sit back down on the couch and go on Facebook, not finding anything interesting I turn on the Rv to find there is nothing good on

I'm so bored

Oh look there's two birds, make that one bird. The other ran into a pole. I'm guessing he was stupid.

There's old Mr Gardner who stole my teddy bear last year. He still hasn't glen it back. I should just break into his house and take back my stuff

Look the Websters are up to no good again

And the bird who flew into the pole tried to fly again and flew right into the Websters most prized possession. Their ugly as car. Which I have assaulted any times.

The poor bird lies there on the roof of their now dented and even more ugly car

This is funny

I'm still bored....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...is he okay? Should I call ambulance? Or leave him their to die? No one likes him anyway. What do I do? 

Of your wondering Mr Gardner just collapsed... Would it count as murder if I left him there to die? Even though it would be natural causes? I'm the kindest person on this doomed street

"Hey, dad" I say deciding that he will know to do

"Yeah?" He says looking up from the boring newspaper

"Mr Gardner just collapsed" I tell him

"Good riddance" dad mutters loudly and goes back to reading the newspaper

I know! I should get my teddy bear back and then call an ambulance! I am a genius

"I'll be back soon" I say to Seth, who's hanging of the ceiling, and to dad who is still reading that newspaper, how hasn't he finished it yet?

"Don't think about breaking into anyone's house" dad tells me

"I'm not, why would you think that I would be thinking that?" I ask offended and slam the door shut and sprint across the road before they even think of watching me

Why was Seth hanging off the ceiling? And how? I really want to know now

I kick open the back door even though it was probably unlocked but I've always wanted to kick a door open

I trash the house looking for it. And I still can't find it.

Maybe I should take something of his as ransom

I see his pet parrot and grab it and run out the house and to mine

Probably should call an ambulance or there wouldn't be any point in kidnapping his ugly stupid looking parrot

I sit by my bedroom window, watching patting Patsy. Patsy is our dog, Seth wanted a dog so he got a dog

I never get what I want

I never found out where Seth disappeared to but I don't really care. He's so annoying

Patsy barks at the parrot every now and again and she has this high priced bark, I can't even tell what kind of dog he is.

What kind of name is Patsy anyway? And why would you call a male dog that?

"Why is patsy barking?" Seth asks barging in

"You did not do what I think you did?" He splutters

"Depends on what your talking about" I reply smiling at him sweetly, warning him

"You kidnapped Mr Gardner's parrot?" He gasps not really looking shocked

"Yeah" I say

"Why?" He asks

"He has my teddy bear" I reply

"Of course. You kidnap his parrot because he has your teddy bear. So logical" Seth says I can't tell if he's amused or irritated

"I thought I told you couldn't break into Mr Gardner's house?" Dad says coming into my room

"I didn't" I reply

"Then explain how his parrot came to be in your room" he tells me

"He flew" I answer

"The parrot is in his cage which has a padlock on it. It did not fly over here. You broke in. Again" dad says sounding annoyed

"Actually technically it isn't breaking in if the door was unlocked" I say

"Did you kick the door down?" He asks me

"Maybe.." I reply

"Then you did break in" he says "I hope you get your teddy bear back but don't bring me into this" he adds and walks out