He was coming home

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"Have you two been getting along?" Penny ask walking into the living room where me and Ash are sitting hostilely

"Sure" I reply sarcastically

"That's good" Penny says and leaves again. She's never been good at picking up sarcasm. Sometimes it's really annoying other times it's okay

"Give me the remote" he snaps at me

"No" I reply

"Why not?" He asks sitting up taller, why do girls find him attractive? He's so ugly

"Because I'm watching this show and I like it" I reply, I actually don't like it but he's not changing the channel to something terrible

My little pony friendship is magic isn't so bad anyway, it's quite interesting and it teaches you lessons on how to be a good friend.

"Really? You like my little pony? That show is for kids" he says

"Anyone can like it. And I do, that's not a crime" I say

"Well I don't like it and I don't want to watch it so give me the remote" he snaps at me

"You can't always have what you want" I snap back and he lounges at me

Temper, temper.

I scream and jump off the couch clutching the remote very tightly

This is a life or death situation

I must do everything I can to keep in control of what we watch

"Uncle Mac! Ash is trying to kiss me!" I shout loudly and Ash stops dead in his tracks and backs away slowly

"You did not just do that" he whispers

"Oh yes I did" I answer and he charged for me again

"Uncle Mac!! Ash wants to kiss me!!! Help!" I shout even louder

"Stop that" he hisses at me

"Well then stop trying to change the channel" I hiss back

"No" he snaps

"Fine then, I can easily make it worse for you" I tell him and he looks at me suspiciously and moves slowly and dangerously for the remote

"Uncle Mac! Ash wants to have I s-" I shout but cut off before I could finish by him putting his hand over my mouth

"Fine we'll watch my little pony" he growls and stomps back to the living room, not happy that he lost, but happy at all.

He's going to get into big trouble later because I know Mac heard me and Mac won't listen to his side of the story and if Ash tried to explain what was going on it will just make it worse.

"How many episodes are there?" He ask me

"Three more and then it's Care Bears" I reply and he groans loudly

We don't even make it to end if this one before Mac comes storming in. Fuming. His face is redder than a tomato.

Do you think he'll get mad if I compare his face to an actual tomato?

"Ash West! My office now!" He barks loudly, his face only getting redder, how is that possible?

"Stay there for a sec" I tell him and run to the kitchen to retrieve the reddest tomato, making Penny give me a weird look

I don't voluntarily touch or eat anything healthy

I run back to Mac when I find the perfect one

I go on my tiptoes and hold it against his face, he is much much redder

"What are you doing?" He asks me sounding annoyed swatting the tomato away

"I wanted to see if your face was redder than a tomato and it is" I reply, he rolls his eyes and drags Ash out of there

At least I can now watch my little pony in peace without Ash ruining it

Well that's when Mac started yelling, forcing me to turn up the volume in the tv

Ash is so going to be dead by the end of this. And then he's going to rise from the dead to kill me. Meaning I'll have to rise from the dead to kill Uncle Mac and people I hate

Crap. I did not think of that before. I really need to start thinking before doing. Crap, I knew I should have payed attention at school when I was five, six and seven.

I'm so dead.

At least I can enjoy my life while I can watching my little pony friendship is magic

It's so dramatic and it's impossible to tell who's going to win

And the main, character, Twilight Sparkle, has never had any friends before and so she's just learning what it's like and she's not doing a very good job. Luckily the other ponies are really nice

Wow, Mac must be really mad since he keeps on getting louder and louder and he's been yelling for at least half an hour now

Oh my god!!! Care Bears is starting! I've been waiting for this all day! I'm so excited I've never acts illy seen Care Bears before.

I look at what's o next and see that it's three more Care Bear episodes and then the Wiggles

It's been ages since I last watched the Wiggles

But apparently the yellow guy left and they replaced him with a girl. A girl. That's just not right. I grew up watching the Wiggles and they were always four men. I just don't think the woman has a place there but I haven't seen in it so I shouldn't judge until I've seen it. It might be just as good.

I love the purple guy

"Thanks to you, I've been kicked out so I have to stay with my cousin who I hate. Are you happy now?" He snaps at me

"Yes I am very happy" I reply smiling at him which makes him even more angry

But before he can say anything else his phone rings

"Hello mum" he says answering it

"It's not what it seems like I never do anything to her" he says glaring at me and I presume she starts shouting because he holds the phone away from his ear, which helps me hear what she's saying

"-believe you! You tried to do you know what her! How is that nothing?! You are going to boarding school young man! After rehab!" She yells and I have to try not to laugh, what did Uncle Mac tell them? Sometimes he takes things to far

"But mum" he whines like a child

"Fine no rehab but your still going to boarding school!" She yells and hangs up and that's when I start laughing

She is a terrible mother

"Laugh all you want, someday t will happen to you" he says and walks out

I wonder how Mr Davy was killed, I really regret leaving now, well I'd probably be the prime suspect but still