That title is basically irrelevant, the song was just stuck in my head.
So I'm about to lay some serious rant down on you
Alright I'm about rant about the infamous periods.
Now some girls are all like we'll your going to have to suck it up because is going to be the test of your life.
But me I'm like why are you doing this to me jesus, I thought we were homies.
First let's talk about my best friends, pads. Because I'm not willing to shove something up my vagina.
Alright well these mofos make the loudest now when you unwrapping them.
I'm trying to be discreet about it all the I'm tryna open it and it's super loud.
I also hate the fact that it doesn't fit on all my underwear. Like I shouldn't have to wear granny panties and shit like ughh.
Next complaint is them evil ass cramps.
I literally feel like I'm dying.
I can barely move I have to take like four pain killers a day. And then it makes me not hungry and shit and I be wanting to eat that good ass food.
You know what else. Why does this blood smell.
I shouldn't have to deal with shit. Like everyone can smell me on my period and shit.
Like ughh.
I just hate periods and they need to go away.
Can I be an old lady now or what.
Someone lift this burden from me, and all my sister's with vaginas
