Payb Takes

V Date Pemily Collab

This is a 4-part collaboration with my Twitter sis @mjcathy24 and Twitter mom @melning41002. Imagination runs amok in this pemily.

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Part 1 by @mjcathy24

Quick Convo by @mjcathy24
VDate Prep

R was driving the car. Playing in the background was the song "Youth" by Troye Sivan.
"What if, What if we run away
What if, What if we left today
What if, We said goodbye to safe & sound
What if, What if we're hard to find"

*ring ring*
M: Hi, babe!
R: Hello, babe! (pauses) Uuuy, pareho pa tayo ng song na pinapakinggan!
M: *laughs* Of course, nakikidestiny sa atin kahit kanta!
Both laugh at M's statement.

R: Balita ko may lakad ka daw?
M: *fake gasps* San mo nakuha yang balita na yan?
R: Kay Chef Boy kanina. Nagpaluto ka nga raw para sa ka-date mo?
M: *smiles* Ah, oo nga. Reminder yun sa ka-date ko na dapat "Steak to One" sya, kung hindi, nakow! Kukunin ko na nga yung food ngayon, then I'll setup in a bit.

R: Sino ba yang ka-date mo? Wa-warningan ko kung hindi lagot sya sakin!
M: Um, maputi sya, gustong-gusto kong sandalan at daganan...
R: *chest puffs out* Uy, swerte naman ng date mo!
M: Oo naman, swerte talaga... Yung KAMA ko! 😂
R: Aray! Basag na naman ako!

M is truly enjoying this! She laughs out loud at R's reaction
M: Ayan kasi, assuming ka! Seriously, yung ka-date ko, bumili ng lobo sa Katipunan. Cute sya, as in! Baka nakita mo?
R: Ah, nakita ko nga. Pupunta daw sya mamaya, manonood sa Hot Air Balloon festival. Ikaw ba kasama nya dun?

M: Subukan lang nya na magsama ng iba, lagot sya sa akin! [written by @mjcathy24]
R: *sounds worried* Naku, pano naman yan, may kasama nga daw talaga sya...
M: *blubbers* Huh? Si-sino? Umayos ka, Rj!
R: Wag kang mabibigla ha... Si MT kasama nya *laughs* Takot ka no?
M: *laughs sarcastically* Ituloy mo pa yan, si MT na makakasama mo mag-date!

R: Joke lang po, lola! Ito talaga ang hilig mang-asar pero pikon.
M: *pouts* Hmph! Ayoko na! Uwi na lang ako, o kaya manonood ako mag-isa!
R: Uuuy, wag naman! Sorry na po, sorry!!! Lahat gagawin ko, bati lang tayo. Plith???

M pauses for a bit as she thinks of a good penalty for R. When she thought of one, she smiles naughtily
M: Hmm, sige, ok na sakin. Basta... Bawal kang mag-kiss sa cheeks or hands or head during our date!
R: *panics* Pero, pero... Valentine's Day ngayon! Babe,iba na lang na penalty, plith?

M: Basta, yun ang penalty ko sayo! Come on, Rj, you're smart right? Pag-isipan mo yung condition ko! (pauses) I have to get off the phone now. Think about it! Love you! Pagaling ka! Mwah!

*call drops*
R: Daya naman ni Meng! Bawal mag-kiss sa cheeks, hands or head... Saan na lang...

R suddenly sports a wide grin when he realizes what a sweet penalty he received!
R: Talino mo talaga, babe! Mas excited na tuloy ako makapunta dyan!

R was laughing as MT asked him why he was happy with the penalty
MT: Ikaw lang ang kilala ko na masayang pinarusahan. Kakaiba ka talaga.
R: Nay, kasi, bawal ako mag-kiss sa hands, cheek or head... Pero, nandun pa naman si lips di ba?
*laughs out loud* Tara na, bilisan pa natin lalo! Ready na ako sa parusa ko!
🎤 Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on!

[written by @mjcathy24]
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Part 2 by @magicheart21

R: *excitedly drives while singing*

Meanwhile:
M: *laughing at the penalty she gave R* Sana ma-gets ni shokoy *whispers to herself and grinning*

DP: Ma-gets ng shokoy ang alin?