one direction prefrences

texting the wrong person

zayn (you to liam)

y: 'hey hun, bring that sexy ass home soon kay? xox'

liam: 'right back at you but zayn might get cross xx'

y: 'eww liam, no! that was meant for zayn. urgh sorry that's so embarrassing x'

Liam: 'i'm hurt, joking, I told zayn and he said he'll be there in a sec and he said feel free to "warm up". you dirty children, bye xx'

 

harry (you to niall)

harry had been on tour for a while and you were a bit horny so you texted him a rather revealing picture of your chest, with the message saying 'missing you xxx'

niall: 'wooh wooh wow... erm miss you too. but you've got harry..'

Y: 'ahhh, no no no delete that picture now!! that was meant for harry. oh gosh. x'

niall: 'good xx'

niall: 'mate your girlfriend has huge boobs what are they? Cs?'

Y: 'erm niall..'

niall: 'sh** y/n sorry that was for harry!'

y: 'lets just delete this conversation completely.'

niall: 'agreed'

y: ' and they're Ds for the record'

 

 

Louis (Louis to your brother)

Louis: 'hey babe you sore yet? ;) xx'

B: 'yeah really felt the burn so feel bit sore around my calves, why did you call me babe'

Louis: 'I always do! and did I stretch your legs too much then hunny?'

B: 'no you don't usually call me that you weirdo. and no I don't recall you being there?'

Louis 'course I was, who else could make you that sore'

B: 'erm, Louis I think you need to be texting my sister..'

Louis: 'OMG! I'M SO BEYOND SORRY. THAT'S AWKWARD!!'

B: 'WAIT YOU AND MY SISTER HAVE DONE IT?! IM GOING TO KILL YOU'

Louis: 'sorry ;)'

 

niall (niall to your dad)

niall: 'hey babe, I found your bra ;)'

D: 'sorry mate but I don't wear a bra?'

niall: 'well you seemed to have worn one the last night when I took it off you ;)'

D: 'MR HORAN, YOU ARE TEXTING ME NOT MY DAUGHTER. STAY AWAY FROM HER FROM NOW ON!'

Niall: 'omg, i'm so sorry... it won't happen again I promise, but please I love her sooo much and i'll look after her forever and ever and I love her more than life its self please don't take away my princess'

D: 'I was just joking dude, just don't let this sort conversation happen again between us, right?'

Niall: 'defiantly, sorry sir. You really scared me then'

D: 'good'

liam (liam to Louis)

Liam: 'hey babe thanks for the present you just gave me ;)'

L: 'what? I didn't give you a present'

liam: 'oh but you did, thanks for the boner. Just more reason to punish you at home'

L: 'liam as much as this makes me laugh, I think it would be better if I told you now that it's Louis your texting not y/n but thank you for the laugh'

liam: 'omg Louis i'm sorry'

L: 'what did she do to get you go hard'

liam: 'if you saw what she is wearing to work today you'd understand'

 

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sorry zayn's is short