one direction prefrences

You hit him in his package

Louis-"no louis please" you laughed as you gasped for air. Louis had you pinned down and was tickling you,
"Please louis" you said again now crying of laughter.
"No-F***" he suddenly screamed releasing you grabbing his lower region.
"Baby I'm so sorry" you said genially feeling bad
"No it's okay" he said heavily breathing
"I'll go get some ice" you said jumping up and running to the freezer
"IF YOU DIDNT WANT CHILDREN, YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME" he yelled, with his face buried in a sofa cushion which made you giggle


Zayn- you and zayn were ice skating and you both weren't bad but you kept falling over,
"C'mon baby lets race!" Zayn shouted skating forwards as you were caught off guard so you had a late start. He won obviously but he turned as you fell over and kneed him in the 'area'
"Oww" you said awkwardly unaware of what you hit
"Arrgggh" he groaned In pain
"What? what's wrong?" you said panicking and siting up
"Your knee, hit my, yeah" he groaned, squeezing his eyes shut.
"Oh my god" you said putting your hand near where his were then realised how weird that looked so moved your hand "turn around on your stomach so the ice is touch your, uhmm" you said coughing the last bit


Niall-"why am I learning karate anyway" you asked as niall corrected your posture
"Coz, I won't always be there to protect you coz of tour and I want you to defend yourself" niall said close to your face then kissing you
"Alright" you huffed
"just step forward and kick" niall instructed, but you didn't look up as you were too busy focusing on your feet and you kicked whilst he was still infront of you and well
"Urghh" niall groaned falling to the floor grabbing his crouch
"Baby I'm so sorry" you said helping him
"No,no, it's my fault, you've got self defence down. Stick to your methods and you should get away" he groaned but laughed at the same time as he squeezed his eyes shut.


Harry-you and harry were cooking and harry just went to the toilet.
"She's a sexy b**ch daymn gurl!" you sang completely in a trance waving around the wooden spoon then plonking it back into the glass bowl
"She most certainly is" harry snuck up on you and wrapped his hands on your waist, surprising you.
"Ahhh!" you screamed throwing the spoon around again
"Ahh!" he screamed back, letting go of your waist and falling to the ground. You looked and saw some batter on his crouch where you had managed to hit him with the spoon rather hard.
"Ahah! ahaha" you laughed uncontrollably
"It's not funny!" he whined in pain


Liam-you and liam were in bed, it was January so it was freezing and liam and you had 'fun' last night so you weren't wearing any clothes.
You leaned down and grabbed a blanket off the floor then heard a scream
"Ahhh!"
"Ahh! what!? what! liam? is everything okay"
"Oh, god" he groaned
"What?"
"You kicked me, there"
"Oh baby I'm sorry" you said hugging him,
"It's alright, could you go get some ice please?" he huffed squeezing his eyes shut,


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