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You're mentioned in an interview

A/n has mention of larry and mileys performance at the VMAs

I wrote the miley bit according to not my thoughts but the boys faces so.

And the larry bit I don't ship anyone so.. and I just said it because that's what louis would say (or at least that's what he does say when they ask about it so)

Anyway enjoy.


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Interviewer: so zayn you and your girlfriend have been dating for a year and a bit right?

Zayn: yeah a year and 3 months aha

I: and you're living together as well?

Z: yep

I: so who's sort of in charge in the house?

Z: well neither of us are "in charge" but like y/n cooks for us because she's a great cook, but I like protect her. If we hear a noise I'll go like investigate while holding her close.

I: aww so you two are like a team

Z: yeah we're just perfect together





Interviewer: so niall could you describe your women in 5 words?

Niall: beautiful, funny, intelligent, loving, carefree.

Liam: just like you *he says stroking nialls face*

N:ahaha

I:so would you say she's the one?

N: yeah, she's my princess.


Interviewer: so harry, have you and y/n stayed 'up all night' yet?

Audience:*laughs*

Harry: er, I don't know what you're talking about.

I: so you two haven't had fun in bed?

H: if you mean by playing wii sports on the TV in our bedroom then yes.

Louis: I see someone is avoiding the question.

H: well he needs to be more specific next time.

I:have you to made love, Is what I'm trying to say.

H: what's making love?

audience and boys: ahaha




Interviewer: so you were at the VMAS and your girlfriends were sitting next to you.

Boys: yep

I: so liam how did your girlfriend react when mileys performance came on?

L: oh y/n looked at me and then when she took her clothes off and Robin thicke came on she covered my eyes, and I've very happy she did to be honest.

I: haha so your thoughts on it?

L: err, It was very, explicit. So yeah glad she didn't want me to be scarred by it.




Interviewer: so Lou you've got a girlfriend now?

Louis: yeah, y/n

I: how does she feel about 'larry'

L: oh someone tweeted her saying about larry being real and saying horrible things to her and well she gave them a piece of her mind.

I: so she's like you.

L: well, not to begin with but I trained her well.