Minho: oh shuck, I hurt everywhere. Teresa really beat me up...
Newt: I'm sorry to hear that
Minho: can I get a hug?
Newt: Minho, there's something I need to tell you...
Minho: you finally got our engagement ring?
Newt: what? No!
Minho: oh... Ok keep talking
Newt: look Minho, I'm really sorry but I'm breaking up with you
Minho: WHAT WHY?!?!?!?!?
Newt: I just don't have feelings for you anymore
Minho: it's because I'm too busy in the Maze everyday, isn't it?
Newt: no, it's just that, I love someone else...
Minho: *ron weasley potter puppet pal voice* why must you hurt me in this way?
Newt: I'm sorry, Minho. I really am.
Minho: I understand
Newt: really?
Minho: NO! GET OUT OF MY SHUCKING FACE!
Newt: I-I'm sorry. Bye...Minho...
Minho: hmph
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Newt: Addison, I need to tell you something
Addison: what?
Newt: I still love you. I always have and I always will. I was so stupid for cheating on you. Will you ever forgive me?
Addison: oh Newt, I forgive you
Newt: really?
Addison: well, mostly
Newt: oh...I understand...
Addison: *slaps Newt across the face*
Newt: what the bloody shuck was that for?!
Addison: now I fully forgive you
Newt: okay, then I guess the slap was worth it
Addison: I love you
Newt: I love you too
Thomas: EW DONT MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW! I'M TRYING TO EAT MY COOKIES!!!!!
Teresa: THOMAS YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING! TAKE YOUR COOKIES AND GET OUT!!!!
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
