It Will Rain by Bruno Mars
If you ever leave me, baby, leave some morphine by my door
Thomas: what's morphine?
Newt: a pain medication
Thomas: why would someone need pain medication because someone left?
Minho: -_- I don't know, Thomas. Why don't you be quiet so we can listen and find out
Cuz it would take a whole lot of medication to realize what we used to have we don't have it anymore
Minho: does that answer your question?
Thomas: yeah but-
Minho: NO MORE QUESTIONS!!
Thomas: I was just going to ask if I could get some water...
Minho: -________________-
Thomas: Minho's a whale
Minho: rude
Newt: Tommy, you can go get some water
Thomas: YAY!
There's no religion that could save me
Minho: TAKE ME TO CHURCH!
Newt: NO!
Thomas: what did I miss? *carrying a bucket of popcorn, a large cup of soda, and a whole pizza*
Newt: nothing
Minho: I thought you were going to get water
Thomas: I did but then I got hungry. Sorry I forgot to ask, did you guys want anything?
Newt: you mean you're not going to share with us?
Thomas: no way!
Minho: -_-
No matter how long my knees are on the floor (ooh) so keep in mind all the sacrifices I'm making to keep you by my side, to keep you from walking out the door
Minho: Thomas, I'm about to walk out this door if you don't share that pizza with me
Thomas: you think I'm gonna sacrifice a slice of this pizza for you? I don't think so. I won't give you any no matter how long your knees are on the floor
Minho: yeah well if you don't share with me, there's no reason for me to be by your side anymore
Newt: -.- can you guys please stop making song references in your pointless arguments
Minho: THIS ARGUMENT ISNT POINTLESS!!!!!
Thomas: PIZZZZZZAAAAAA!!!!!
Newt: /)_- I'm surrounded by idiots
Scar from the Lion King: that's my line!
Minho: *high pitched scream* AHHH A LION!!!!
Thomas: ooh nice kitty!
Newt: what do you mean, your line?
Justin Bieber: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
