Newt: *screams*
Minho: what the shuck was that for?!
Newt: I'm just SO excited!!
Minho: /)_-
Newt: just think about it: in less than an hour Harry Potter and his friends are going to take us to Hogsmeade!
Thomas: Hogs-what?
Newt: Hogsmeade. *rolls eyes* don't you guys know anything?
Minho: yeah but not stuff about Perry Sotter
Newt: it's HARRY POTTER, slinthead
Thomas: will there be food at Hogsnog?
Newt: Hogsmeade and yes. There's also a candy shop
Thomas: CANDY!!!! I WANT CANDY!!!!
Newt: then you shall come with me to Hogsmeade
Minho: what exactly is Hogshead?
Newt: HOGSMEADE is a wizarding village
Minho: ooh how fascinating 🙄
Newt: we can go to Honeydukes...that's the candy shop
Thomas: CANDY
Newt: then we can go look at the Shrieking Shack and of course we have to go to Three Broomsticks...
Minho: I'm not flying on a broomstick ever again
Newt: -.- you don't have to. Three Broomsticks is where you can buy a drink called Butterbeer
Thomas: b-but Mama Newt never lets me have beer...
Newt: Butterbeer is not beer, so you can have some
Thomas: YEY
Ender-kitty: HEY THATS MY LINE!
Thomas: NU!
Ender-kitty: HEY THATS ALSO MY LINE!
Shimmer: Nicole, just give it a rest
Thomas: HER REAL NAME IS NICOLE?! *faints*
Me: OBLIVIATE!
Thomas: WHERE AM I?! WHO AM I?!
Minho: *slaps Thomas*
Thomas: OW! Hey! I remember who I am!
Me: great.. *grabs Shimmer and Ender-kitty's wrists* *Apparates taking them with me*
Newt: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!!
Harry: hullo
Newt: OMG!!!!! HI!!!!!
Ron: bloody hell...nice place you got here
Newt: thanks! It's called the Glade
Hermione: you guys ready to go?
Newt: YES!
Minho: I guess
Thomas: CANDY!
Harry: should we use Floo Powder?
Ron: you guys have a fireplace here?
Newt: no
Minho: we have a bonfire
Harry: hmm...I guess we should Apparate then
Hermione: but Harry, we're underage!
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanficThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
