Maze Runner Jokes

Da Feels

Warning: Harry Potter spoilers

Newt: *on the floor crying*

Thomas: what happened to you?

Newt: *still crying*

Thomas: Newt? Seriously, are you okay?

Newt: no, Tommy, I'm not

Thomas: why? What happened?

Newt: Snape...

Thomas: SNAKE?!?!?? WHERE?!?!?!?

Newt: no not snake. Snape....

Thomas: what's a Snape?

Newt: Severus Snape. He's a person.

Thomas: I don't know a Severus Snape

Minho: lemme guess, some weird character from Harry Potter?

Newt: HE'S NOT WEIRD!!!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?

Minho: you're right. He's not weird. The whole series is weird.

Newt: MINHO!

Minho: 😈

Newt: grr 😤

Thomas: this is about Harry Potter, isn't it -_-

Newt and Minho: NAAAHHH TOMMY

Newt: so Snape was killed by Voldemort and after his death, Harry finds out that Snape was actually in love with his mother, Lily. And his dad, James, was actually a bully towards Snape. When Snape found out that Voldemort had killed Lily, he stopped being a Death Eater and went to the good side. Ever since then, he's been trying to protect Harry. And Harry found out all of this after Snape died. And Harry now calls Snape the bravest man he knew. DA FEELZ!!!!!! *starts crying again* IT HURTSSSSSS!!!!! POOR SNAPE!!!! He knew what love was but never got loved back! He put his own life in danger to help his true love's only son! He was the bravest man anyone knew!!!! And now he's dead!!!! He and Lily even had the same Patronus charm!!!!! *cries even more*

Minho: ...all that crying can't possibly be good for his health...

Thomas: maybe we should just leave him alone for a little...

Minho and Thomas: *slowly creep away*

Newt: *continues crying*

Hope you guys liked this! Sorry it's kinda short. Hopefully the next chapter will be a longer. Anyway, I got the idea for this from that meme I posted at the beginning of the chapter. See ya later peoples 💜💜💜