Minho: hey guys let's work out!
Thomas: *eating cupcakes* YAY WORK OUT!!!!!
Teresa: ugggghhhhhh
Newt: Tommy, you realize that in order to work out, you can't eat food for a while?
Thomas: whyyyy
Newt: because if you eat too much right before working out, your stomach will start hurting. And if you eat during your workout, you won't be doing anything useful because you will be more focused on what you're eating than what you're actually supposed to be doing.
Thomas: oh
Minho: so who's ready for a workout?!?
Teresa: not me
Thomas: not me
Minho: I thought you wanted to work out, Thomas
Thomas: what's a workout?
Minho: *facepalm* it's where you work out
Thomas: ohhh okay
Minho: got it?
Thomas: how do you work out?
Minho: like this *does fifty push ups in a minute*
Newt: is that even possible?!
Thomas: *ron weasley potter puppet pals voice* wow
Teresa: *trying to slowly creep away*
Minho: TERESA! I SEE YOU! GET YOUR BUTT BACK OVER HERE!
Teresa: aw shuck...
Newt: *smirk* nice try
Teresa: shut up
Minho: okay, so first we're going to stretch
Teresa: *easily stretches to left then right side, stretches arms, then sits down and leans forward to touch toes*
Newt: how are you so flexible?!
Teresa: *slides into splits*
Thomas: OW!
Minho: Thomas, are you okay?
Thomas: yeah, it just hurts looking at Teresa
Minho: next we're going to do push ups
Teresa: can I do girl push ups?
Minho: of course...NOT. Girls can do anything us guys can do.
Teresa: O.O no one has ever said that before *cries* I love you!
Minho: O_o uh...Newt, your turn! *slowly steps away from Teresa*
Newt: ...five...six...seven...eight...*falls* OOF!
Minho: LAME!!! Thomas, let me see what you got
Thomas: *eating a cookie*
Minho: THOMAS!
Thomas: oops! *throws cookie behind him*
Gally: OW! THOMAS!
Thomas: SORRY! *gets into push up position* one...two...one hundred! *falls*
Minho: - _- actually Thomas, that was three
Thomas: *eating an apple*
Minho: STOP EATING!
Thomas: ok...
Minho: next we're going to run a lap around the Glade
Newt: ugh
Teresa: ugh
Thomas: YEY
Minho: ready. set, go!
Newt and Teresa: *start off slowly jogging*
Thomas: *sprints* HAHAHA I'M GONNA BEAT ALL YA SLOW POKES!!! AHHHH SIDE ACHE!!! *grabs side of stomach and falls on ground*
Newt: I told you not to eat so much, Tommy
Thomas: *pulls half eaten apple out of nowhere* *whispers* I love you *takes a bite*
Teresa: *facepalm*
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
