Just a shout out to Thomas Brodie Sangster! Even though he's like never gonna read this, I still wanted to say happy birthday. And even though I made that happy birthday thing on snapchat, that does not mean I'm obsessed *cough* Ender-kitty , Shimmer421 *cough*
Thomas: I WANNA SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NEWT!!!!
The Gladers: SHH!!!
Thomas: what?
Minho: what part of "surprise" party do you not understand?!
Thomas: THIS IS A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY?
The Gladers: SHH!!!!
Thomas: oops, sorry
Minho: *facepalm*
Newt: *just waking up*
Thomas: he's waking up!
Minho: no shuck, Sherlock
Ender-kitty: hey that's my line! Only I say "no sh*t, Sherlock"
Thomas: OMG ITS ENDER-KITTY!!!
Ender-kitty: *disappears*
The Gladers: SHUT UP!!!
Newt: what the bloody hell is that noise?
The Gladers: *tackling Thomas*
Newt: *walks outside to see some Gladers on top of Thomas* what the...
The Gladers: *sees Newt* *jumps off of Thomas* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Thomas: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEWTIE CUTIE! ;)
Newt: thank you so much, everyone!!!
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NEWT!!!!!! *Apparates*
Newt: NUUU!!!! WAITT!!! TEACH ME MAGIC!!!!!
Minho: too bad, we have something better for you!
Frypan: *brings out a cake*
Newt: Yey! Cake!
Thomas: *trying very hard to not start eating it*
Frypan: *puts a candle on top*
The Gladers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR NEWT!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!
Ender-kitty: take it away Penny!
Me: -_- this isn't SpongeBob
Ender-kitty: oops
Me: *grabs Ender-kitty and Apparates*
Minho: make a wish, shuck face!
Newt: *blows candle* aww this is so nice of you guys! Thank you!
Addison: happy birthday, Newt! *gives him a kiss*
Newt: thanks, Addi
Thomas and Minho: happy birthday, Newt! *punches him 26 times*
Minho: and one more for good luck *punches him extra hard*
Newt: thanks -_-
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
