Maze Runner Jokes

Desserts

This chapter is dedicated to my best friend Ender-kitty. She's awesome so check out her books!

It was a normal day in the Glade when...

Frypan: GUESS WHAT WICKED SENT US!!!!!!

Newt: NEW BOOKS?!?!?!?

Teresa: A CHEERLEADING MAGAZINE?!?!?!?

Minho: HAIR GEL?!?!?!?!

Thomas: COOKIES?!?!?!?!?

Frypan: Thomas is the closest. They sent us a bunch of desserts!

Thomas: what's a dessert?

Minho: OOH I WANT THE CHOCOLATE CAKE!

Thomas: CHOCOLATE CAKE?!?!?! GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME!!!!!

Alby: they also sent up another Greenie!

Newt: it's another girl!

Ender-kitty: you guys are lucky I didn't eat all that dessert before this damn box even opened.

Newt: ?

Ender-kitty: what?

Newt: nothing.

Ender-kitty: sooo....where is this place and why can't I remember anything?

Alby: it's okay, Greenie, we all can't remember. As for this place, welcome to the Glade

Ender-kitty: wait...I'm getting a memory....aw damn this is from the Maze Runner isn't this?

Alby: huh?

Ender-kitty: yeah...my best friend is a huge fan

Thomas: you're friends with a fan? Isn't that something you use to cool yourself off when you're hot?

Ender-kitty: *facepalm*

Alby: you actually remembered something?

Ender-kitty: yeah and you know what else I remembered? I'm hungry. When can we eat?

Thomas: I WANNA EAT!

Teresa: *slaps Thomas* you want to do everything!

Frypan: DESSERT IS READY!!!! COME AND GET IT!!!!!!

Ender-kitty: AW HELL YAH!!! *runs over to buffet table full of dessert*

Thomas: WAIT FOR MEH *runs after Ender-kitty*

Ender-kitty: *takes chocolate cake*

Thomas: HEY I WANTED THAT!

Ender-kitty: NU!!!

Thomas: HEY THATS WHAT I SAY!

Ender-kitty: NU THATS WHAT I SAY!! *takes bite of chocolate cake*

Thomas: *has heart attack*

Ender-kitty: I thought you liked cookies

Thomas: I like food in general

Ender-kitty: *glare* *takes plate and piles it high with cookies, cakes, cupcakes, brownies, and candy*

Thomas: *does the same*

Minho: you guys aren't going to eat all that are you?

Ender-kitty: oh you don't know what I'm like when I have candy...

Newt: I'm scared....

Me: ITS OKAY NEWT! I'LL PROTECT YOU!

Ender-kitty: GET OUT NIKKI! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!!

Me: sorry *shrugs and Apparates*

Newt: OMG SHE'S A WIZARD!!!!

Ender-kitty: *facepalm*

Thomas: *tries to take some of Ender-kitty's food*

Ender-kitty: I SEE YOU THOMAS!!!!

Thomas: NO YOU DON'T!

Ender-kitty: YES I DO!!

Thomas: NO YOU DON'T

Ender-kitty: You. Don't. Take. Meh. Candy. EVER. 😡

Thomas: 😰 I'm sorry

Ender-kitty: good.

Thomas: *stare*

Ender-kitty: *stare*

Newt: *stare*

Alby: *stare*

Minho: *stare*

Ender-kitty: dat awkward moment doe!

Thomas: can we eat now?

Ender-kitty: what? Sorry, I didn't hear you cuz I was too busy eating

Thomas: *starts eating*

Minho: *throws a cupcake at Newt*

Newt: this is gonna be my wedding all over again, isn't it? -_-

Minho: now that you mention it, why not?

Newt: shuck...

Alby: *creeps up behind Minho and smashes a cupcake onto his hair*

Minho: *high pitched scream* NO! MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to the Homestead* CHUCK WHAT THE SHUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY MIRROR?!?!?!?

Chuck: I didn't do anything!

Minho: NEVER MIND I FOUND IT!

Chuck: -_-

Minho: *another high pitched scream* NO!!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!! ITS RUINED!!!!! WHERE ARE MY BEAUTY PRODUCTS?!?!? SHUCK I RAN OUT!!!!! WICKED WHY YOU TAKE SO LONG TO GIVE ME MY DAMN HAIR GELS?!?!?!? I SENT YOU A LETTER ASKING FOR SOME FOUR WEEKS AGO! FOUR WEEKS!!!!!!!!

Alby, Chuck and Newt: *laughing*

Thomas and Ender-kitty: *sitting in a corner watching everything and eating*

Thomas: ya know, you're not that bad, Ender-kitty

Ender-kitty: thanks. Same to you. Thomas.

Thomas: I think we'll make great friends.

Ender-kitty: yeah, I think so too

Me: aw I ship it!

Teresa: That's. My. Boyfriend.

Me: oh? Sorry I didn't know 😇 *Apparates*

Newt: NOOO WAIT!!!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME!!!!!

Teresa: *rolls eyes*

Newt: what?

All the Gladers: *facepalm*