*in the Maze*
Alby: is that an owl...?
Gally: what's a shuck owl doing here?!
Newt: it's holding something in its beak!
Alby: it looks like a letter
Gally: let me see... It's holding three letters! And it says it's for Thomas, Minho, and Newt...
Thomas: DID SOMEBODY SAY THOMAS?!?!?!?
Minho: DID SOMEBODY SAY SASS QUEEN?!?!?
Newt: no one said sass queen, Minho
Minho: but someone said Minho and Minho and sass queen are the same thing 😉
Newt: whatever -_-
Gally: well here are your letters, shanks. Imma go do something productive with my life unlike you shuck faces
Minho: ARE YOU TRYING TO OUT SASS THE SASS QUEEN?!?!?!
Thomas: LET IT GO! LET IT GOOO!!
Alby: yeah...I'm out of here
Thomas: CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE!!!
Newt: SHUT UP!
Minho: *opens letter* what the shuck is Hogwarts?!
Thomas: *opens letter* mine says Hogwarts too
Newt: *staring at letter with wide eyes* can it be? *opens letter with trembling hands* I have waited all my life for this and it finally came *crying tears of joy*
Thomas: why are you crying, Newtie?
Newt: I-I'm not crying. I'I'm sweating through my eyes....
Minho: whatever you say, Newtie
Newt: stop calling meh Newtie!
Thomas: okay, Newtie
Newt: I know I'm a cutie but that doesn't mean you have to call me Newtie
Minho: EW who would call THAT cute?!
Newt: -_- look in the mirror before you open your big mouth
Minho: :O what did you say to meh?!
Newt: OMG GUYS! TOMORROW IS SEPTEMBER 1ST!!!! AND WE ARE GOING TO HOGWARTS ON SEPTEMBER 1ST!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas: so?
Newt: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!?!?!?
Minho: what?
Newt: WE'RE GOING TO HOGWARTS TO LEARN MAGIC STARTING TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas: what's so great about that?
Newt: there's going to be a welcoming feast
Thomas: FEAST?!?!?!? WHY AREN'T WE PACKING RIGHT NOW?!?!?!? *disappears* *2 seconds later comes back with a suitcase*
Minho: of course he would pack all his stuff that fast...
Newt: *disappears then reappears with a suitcase*
Minho: I guess I'll go pack too...
Minho: *comes back with two suitcases*
Newt: why do you have two suitcases?
Minho: one for everything I want to bring and one for the things I really need.
Newt: what's in the things you want to bring
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
